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Group Chat
To: Freddie, Brian, Roger, and John
John: Guys something really weird happened to me today
John: So I met this girl at the bar and she's all nice and stuff
John: But she would not stop calling me DADDY
John: And I told her my name was John
John: But she still called me daddy
John: And she wouldn't stop calling me daddy
John: And I kept telling her my name is John
John: But she is still calling me daddy
John: And she won't stop texting me omg
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7:33 PM
Roger: John no...
