Dedicated to @fredeacogerian, thank you for the request!
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Group Chat
To: Freddie, Brian, Roger, and John
Freddie: Guys for the Invisible Man song I'm having my name said first ok
John: Ok
Brian: Fine by me
Freddie: Good
Roger: HOLD UP
Freddie: Oh brother
Brian: Here we go
Roger: My name should be said first
John: Why you?
Roger: Why NOT me is the real question
Brian: Because you're the drummer and drummers are last
Freddie: And, as the lead singer, I should be first
Roger: That is only society labeling me, Brian
Roger: AND I DONT ACCEPT LABELS
John: He's going all tumblr at us
Roger: ROGER TAYLOR
Freddie: Roger just let me have my name said first cmon
Roger: No
Roger: It all makes sense for me to be first
Roger: I can sing, write songs, and play instruments
Brian: The rest of us do that too
Freddie: Wait... John sings?
John: ...
Roger: Well I'm hot
Roger: And I've had way more girlfriends than the rest of you
Roger: Just put my name first
Brian: Someone stop him please
John: Well I'm married so ha
Freddie: And I've had girlfriends AND boyfriends
Brian: Ok let's do this democratically
Brian: Who votes Freddie has his name first say "I"
John: I
Freddie: I
Brian: I
Brian: Majority rules
Roger: YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS AGAINST ME
Roger: YOU ALWAYS NEGLECT ME BECAUSE IM THE DRUMMER
Roger: IM A TALENTED, ATTRACTIVE PERSON AND I DESERVE TO BE NOTICED
Roger has been removed from the chat
Freddie: Good
Freddie: He was annoying me
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Hi guys, my brain is in summer mode rn so these texts are probably gonna be very terrible (sorry)
