Dedicated to @deacon-and-i, thank you for the request!
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Chat
To: Freddie and John
Freddie: John help me
John: What
Freddie: I'm on a date with this girl and she's really weird what do I do
John: Why are you on a date
Freddie: That's not important right now help me
John: What's so bad about her
Freddie: She's giving off this really creepy vibe
Freddie: Oh and apparently she's a dog person like ew
Freddie: And she drinks champagne like a PEASANT
John: She doesn't sound that bad
Freddie: Bad?? She likes dogs more than cats!!!
John: You're pathetic
Freddie: JOHN HELP ME I MEAN IT
Freddie: RIGHT NOW
John: Whatttt
Freddie: SHE ATE THE NAPKIN
John: Wut
Freddie: SHE ATE THE FRICKIN NAPKIN
John: Hold up
John: Did she actually mean to? Like was it an accident?
Freddie: NO
Freddie: SHE TOOK IT FROM UNDER HER PLATE AND ATE IT
John: Ok
John: That is hilarious
Freddie: NO ITS NOT
Freddie: SHE'S CREEPING ME OUT
Freddie: JOHN HELP ME
Freddie: JOHNNN
Freddie: SHE TOOK MY NAPKIN AND ATE IT TOO
Freddie: JOHNNNNNNNNN
John: Sorry I'm laughing way too hard 😂😂😂😂
John: This can't be real
Freddie: NO IT IS
Freddie: AND SHE'S STARING AT ME DEAD IN THE EYE
Freddie: WHILE EATING A NAPKIN
John: I'm dying oml
John: This is the funniest thing I've heard today 😂😂😂
Freddie: THIS IS NOT FUNNY
Freddie: IT IS ABNORMAL
John: Ask her if she wants another napkin
Freddie: NO
Freddie: SHE WANTS TO DRIVE ME HOME
Freddie: WHAT DO I DOOOOO
John: idk lol
Freddie: JOHNNNNNN
John: Rip in peace
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Hello! I'm back from my short final exams break... Of sorts...
More requested texts coming soon!
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