Freddie's Done With Your Crap

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Group Chat
To: Freddie, Brian, Roger, and John

Freddie: Can we please put a piano solo on We Will Rock You instead of a guitar solo
Brian: No
Freddie: Why not???
Brian: Because people listen for guitar solos and not piano ones
Roger: I think we should have drum solo
John: No
John: Drum solos aren't cool
Roger: Well ex-ca-uuuuuuse me Mr Deacon bass solos aren't cool either
John: I'll just let you think that
Freddie: I'm being legitimate here guys let's put a piano solo on We Will Rock You
Roger: We cannot put a piano solo on We Will Rock You
Freddie: WHY NOT
Brian: It wouldn't even fit with the song!
Freddie: K YOU KNOW WHAT
John: WHAT
Freddie: IM DONE
Freddie: IM DONE WITH ALL YOUR CRAP
John: Even my crap?
Freddie: EVEN YOUR CRAP
Freddie: YOU GUYS NEVER TAKE MY IDEAS ANYMORE
Freddie: IM LEAVING
Freddie: YOULL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER LEAD SINGER
Roger: I will be the singer
Freddie: ANYBODY BUT ROGER
Freddie: IM GOING
Freddie: GOODBYE
Brian: Freddie?
Brian: Freddie???
Brian: Freddieeeeeeeee
John: Wow ok he's actually gone
Roger: Wait... What're we gonna do without him???
Roger: HE WRITES GOOD SONGS WHATRE WE GONNA DO
John: OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN
Brian: Guys calm down he'll come back
Roger: NO HE WONT
Roger: HES GONE
John: WHYYYYY
John: NOW WERE DONE FOR
Brian: No we're not
Roger: John
John: Yes
Roger: It was nice being in a band with you
John: You too, friend
Brian: Oh my lawd people
Brian: I'll get Freddie back here
Roger: NO
John: HES GONE
Roger: JUST ACCEPT IT BRI
Brian: Just shut up for a second
Brian: Freddie?
Brian: Freddiepoo?
Brian: Freddiekins?
Brian: OH FREDDIEPOO
Brian: FREDDIEKINSSSSSSS
Freddie: DONT CALL ME THAT
Brian: I knew you'd come back :)
Freddie: Shut up

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This actually happened!!!! Ish

Do any of you have any good yearbook quotes?

(Preferably from Queen or Classic Rock... But anything will do)

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