Freddette

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Group Chat
To: Freddie, Brian, Roger, and John

Roger: I'm changing my name
Roger: Get ready for greatness

Roger has changed username

Røger: There we are
Freddie: Oh that just changes everything

Brian has changed username

ßrian: Fight me
Røger: Mine is better

Freddie has changed username

FR€DDI€: I win
ßrian: Uh nah
Røger: Stahp lying to yourself, Fred

John has changed username

¥&*!: Yay me
FR€DDI€: ...
ßrian: John maybe try again
Røger: Uhm Brian his name is ¥&*! can't you read

¥&*! has changed username

$$$$: How about now
ßrian: We have a champion here
Røger: Indeed
FR€DDI€: John I've got news
ßrian: His name is $$$$ you uncultured swine
FR€DDI€: How would you even pronounce that
Røger: $$$$
FR€DDI€: Of course how could I have been so daft
FR€DDI€: Anyway $$$$ you're getting a music video
$$$$: I am
FR€DDI€: Yup
FR€DDI€: For I Want To Break Free
FR€DDI€: Any ideas for the video?
ßrian: Let's dress up as star constellations
Røger: That is the most captivating thing I've heard all day, Bri
ßrian: Really??
Røger: No
ßrian: Oh
FR€DDI€: John what about you? It's your video
$$$$: Why don't we just do one of those fake concert videos again
$$$$: #goodideasfromdeaky
Røger: Nah
$$$$: #wat
FR€DDI€: How about we dress up as cats??
ßrian: Or famous people in history??
FR€DDI€: OR CATS
ßrian: OR FAMOUS PEOPLE IN HISTORY
$$$$: #no
Røger: Lol why don't we just dress up in drag
FR€DDI€: YES LETS
FR€DDI€: IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO FEEL LIKE A WOMAN
ßrian: ...
Røger: ...
$$$$: ...
FR€DDI€: I'm just stating my opinion 😢
FR€DDI€: Ugh rude
FR€DDI€: Rood
FR€DDI€: R00000d
ßrian: Ok good no drag
Røger: I didn't hear a no from $$$$ tho
$$$$: We should do it
FR€DDI€: Yasssssssss
ßrian: Aw hell
ßrian: I don't really wanna do this
Røger: Why not??
ßrian: Because we are civilized men
ßrian: Well I am idk about the rest of you
FR€DDI€: Cmon BriBri we could put your hair in curlers and you could waltz around in your nightgown!!
ßrian: No
ßrian: And don't call me BriBri
Røger: Well I'm all in for the drag idea
Røger: Call me...
Røger: Rogette
FR€DDI€: No way you're too much of a Rogerina
Røger: Nards
ßrian: Well have fun doing your stupid drag vid cause I won't be joining you
FR€DDI€: I'll burn your red special at the stake
ßrian: I hate every single one of you
ßrian: Ughhhhhh
ßrian: If I don't get paid I'm becoming a recluse
FR€DDI€: Yay!! BriBri's on board!!!
ßrian: STOP CALLING ME THAT
$$$$: So is it just Rogerina
Røger: And Brianna
ßrian: No its just Brian
Røger: Lol no its not
Røger: Johnina??
FR€DDI€: Wat
ßrian: How about Johna?
FR€DDI€: Yeah!! See Brian?? You're getting into the spirit!
ßrian: No I am not
$$$$: What about you Freddie?
$$$$: Freddina?
FR€DDI€: GASP
FR€DDI€: FREDDETTE
Røger: Run
FR€DDI€: ITS PERFECT
FR€DDI€: FREDDETTE MARYANN MERCURY
FR€DDI€: Omg yas I'll have some fab earrings like hoop earrings like yes pls
FR€DDI€: AND A MINISKIRT
FR€DDI€: And ooohhhh a wigggg
FR€DDI€: Yes yes yes this is perfect
FR€DDI€: AND A PINK TANKTOP
FR€DDI€: I'll make real women so jealous that they'll cry every time they look at their clothes
FR€DDI€: AND HIGH HEELS YASSSS
FR€DDI€: Wait is anyone even here anymore
FR€DDI€: Hello?
FR€DDI€: Hellooooo
FR€DDI€: Freddette goddammit you scared everyone away.






A/N: Sorry for not updating anything. Midterm exams. ¯\_()_/¯

PS: the picture is a LIE!!! Dear Snapchat story thing: John wrote I Want To Break Free, not Freddie!!!

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