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Group Chat
To: Freddie, Brian, Roger, and John
Roger: Guys what is the most interesting hair colour I could have without it being weird?
Brian: What do you mean by interesting
Roger: Like colourful
Freddie: Hmm... You wouldn't look exactly bad with pink hair
Brian: Blue would be ok
John: Just not green
Roger: Welp
Roger: I have green hair
Freddie: Um... What?
Roger: I have green hair
Brian: Why do you have green hair
Roger: I had an incident with the hair bleach k
John: Wait wait wait wait
John: You're not a natural blonde?
Roger: Well... I...
Brian: AND SO THE TRUTH IS SPILT
Roger: Well I mean I was a natural blonde but then as I grew older my hair got darker
John: Roger
John: I don't know if I can consider you a friend anymore
Roger: Why?
John: Because you LIED TO ME
Roger: ITS JUST MY HAIR COLOUR
Freddie: Which is now green!!!!!
Freddie: You think all the girls are gonna adore you with your seaweed hair????
Roger: IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE SEAWEED
Roger: Well... Maybe it does just a bit
Brian: Sorry Rog but what's the shade of your hair now?
Roger: Green
Brian: No no no no like what's the shade
Roger: Green
Brian: No the shade not the colour
Roger: Green
Brian: No ok is it dark green or light green or what
Roger: It's green
Brian: Oh my lord nvm
Freddie: ROGER YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR HAIR BACK TO BLONDE ASAP
Roger: But if I bleach it again it'll be unhealthy
Freddie: I DONT CARE
Roger: But... But Freddie
Freddie: QUEEN WILL NOT BE MADE UP OF ME, JOHN, POODLE DOODLE DOO AND MR. ZUCCHINI HAIR
Roger: IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ZUCCHINI
John: I feel so violated
John: Roger lied to us
Roger: OK Ok ok
Roger: I didn't lie to you
Roger: I WAS ONCE NATURALLY BLONDE
Freddie: YEAH BUT NOW YOURE GREEN
Roger: It. Was. An. ACCIDENT!!!!
Roger: You know what?
John: WHAT
Roger: I am DONE
Roger: DONE with ALL of YOUUUU
Roger: Good
Roger: BYE
John: That liar
Freddie: He probably looks like a hedge right now
Brian: ...
Brian: ... Poodle doodle doo
