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Group Chat
To: Freddie, Brian, Roger, and John
Freddie: Is everyone here?
Roger: I'm here
John: Me too
Brian: And I as well
Freddie: Ok well
Freddie: I'm kinda nervous about the song
Roger: What song?
Brian: Under Pressure?
Freddie: Ya
John: Why are you nervous?
Freddie: Well we haven't been up to date on the schedule lately
Freddie: I mean... All we have is your little bass riff thing, John
John: Uh... Bass riff?
Freddie: Ya yknow... that little solo thing you do?
Freddie: It sounded great but I can't remember what it sounds like...
Brian: Neither can I but I can tell that riff is gonna be famous, John!
John: Bass riff? What bass riff?
Roger: What do you mean what bass riff?
John: I don't remember a bass riff
Brian: Oh no
Freddie: JOHN NO
Freddie: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FORGET THAT NO
Freddie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brian: Congrats John, you've given Freddie a panic attack
John: I can't remember it I'm sorry!
Roger: Can anybody remember it?!
Freddie: NO WE'RE SCREWWWWWWWED
Roger: Brian?
Brian: No! Nothing is coming to mind!
Freddie: OMG NO NO NO NO
Roger: Freddie calm down it's gonna be fine
Freddie: NO ITS NOT FINE
Freddie: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO ME
Fredie: YOU'VE NEVER WALKED IN MY SHOES
Freddie: YOU'VE NEVER SWALLOWED A BUTTERFLY
Roger: Wat
Brian: Just great
Brian: He's talking nonsense again
Roger: John!!! Remember the goddamn line already!!!
John: I can't!!!!!!
Roger: REMEMBER IT
John: AAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHH
Brian: Deacon has discovered Caps Lock
John: I CANT REMEMBER IT
Brian: Ugh
Roger: We are so DEAD
Freddie: WE CANT BE ROCKSTARS ANYMORE
Freddie: AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT JOHN
John: IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO
Brian: Oh brother you guys! It's just a bass line! We can do without it!
Freddie: NO
Brian: Let's just write a new song
Freddie: NO NO NO
Brian: Omg stop being divas
John: I AM SO SORRY
Freddie: YOU RUINED US JOHN
Freddie: Sigh ok...
Freddie: I'm calling Bowie rn to tell him the song is off
John: IM SORRY
Freddie: We don't want your apologies, John
Roger: NO NO WAIT
Freddie: What is it?
Roger: I REMEMBER THE BASS LINE
Freddie: You do?!?!
John: OMG
Brian: Praise Jesus hallelujah
Roger: Yeah yeah yeah
Roger: It goes like - dun dun dun da-da-da-dun
Brian: Does that actually help anybody
Freddie: Omg riiiiiiight!!!! Yes I remember now!!!!
Brian: Ok but what about John?
John: YES I REMEMBER IT NOW
John: THANKS ROGER
Roger: You're welcome :)
Brian: Who would've thought that Roger would be the one to remember
Roger: Smh Brian -.-
Freddie: K well I gtg it's tea time for me
Brian: I better leave too. My National Geographic television program is on.
Roger: I might as well go
Roger: Cya
John: BYE
John: WAIT
John: HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAPS LOCK
John: GUYS HELP
John: HALP MEEEE
A/N: Did you know that John actually forgot the oh-so-memorable Under Pressure bass line? It's a good thing Roger remembered it!
