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Freddie: Roger I have something to confess to you
Roger: Um... ok??
Freddie: I went through your stuff while we were on tour
Roger: You WHAT
Freddie: I have a very important question to ask you
Roger: WHY DID YOU GO THROUGH MY STUFF
Freddie: Roger are you a female
Roger: What
Roger: NO
Freddie: Roger, we're friends, you can tell me the truth
Roger: I AM A GUY
Freddie: Then why do you have such nice eyelashes?? Huh?? And why is your face so girlish-looking??
Roger: What idk
Freddie: AND WHY DO YOU HAVE WOMEN'S FASHION MAGAZINES
Roger: BECAUSE I LIKE THEM
Freddie: So you admit you're a woman
Roger: I'm not a girl!!!!!!
Freddie: Then why do you have nail polish???
Freddie: Huh?
Freddie: Huh?
Roger: Freddie that's your nail polish
Freddie: Oh right
