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Group Chat
To: Freddie, Brian, Roger, and John

John: Guys I dunno if I feel ok with the Fat Bottomed Girls stuff
Brian: What??? why not???
Brian: That's my song you know!!!
John: Well... I was raised catholic and I'm not too keen on the naked bicycle race thing
Freddie: Oh come on, John you're...
Freddie: How old are you?
John: 27
Freddie: John you're a 27 year old man and you should be into these kinds of things!
John: Well I'm not
John: So can I please be left out of this stuff
Brian: NO
Brian: YOU CANNOT BE LEFT OUT
Roger: I think I know John's issue here
Freddie: What is the issue
Roger: JOHN DOESNT LIKE THE BOOTY
John: WHAT
Roger: THATS WHY YOURE UNCOMFORTABLE!!!
John: STAHP
John: LEAVE ME ALONE
Freddie: NO ROG HE LIKES THE BOOTY
John: STOOOOOOOOP
Brian: Um
Brian: This is weird
Roger: JOHN WANTS THE BOOTY
John: NO
John: THAT IS IMPURE
Freddie: B
Freddie: O
Freddie: O

John has left the chat

Freddie: T
Freddie: Y

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I seriously have no idea

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