A/N: This is modern-days Queen :)
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Group Chat
To: Freddie, Brian, Roger, and John
Roger: I was thinking...
Roger: What if you woke up one day and you had poodle hair like Brian?
Freddie: Then it'd be "It's A Hard Life" all over again
Brian: Can you stop comparing my hair to poodles pls
John: I don't think I could handle poodle hair on my head
Brian: Ok guys I'm not a poodle
Freddie: Personally I prefer my own hair
Roger: But then what if you woke up one day and you had no hair like John?
John: Excuse me
Freddie: Deaky gonna sass you now
John: That was low Roger "Santa Claus" Taylor
Roger: Well at least I have hair!
John: Well at least I'm not Father Christmas!
Brian: Haha
Brian: I'm not the one being picked on
Freddie: Poodle
Brian: -.- is that your only insult?
John: Yes
Roger: And it works well
Brian: Well stahp it
Brian: It's a stupid insult
Freddie: Ugh fine
Brian: But cmon... I have the best hair out of everyone, you have to admit
Brian: It's just like it was in the good old days
Freddie: MAYBE CAUSE YOUVE HAD THE SAME HAIRSTYLE SINCE THE 70S
Brian: So?
Roger: Once a poodle always a poodle Brian: I TOLD YOU TO STAHP
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