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Group Chat
To: Freddie, Brian, Roger, and John
-4:58 AM, Saturday-
Freddie: Oh boyyyyyyyys!
Brian: Freddie it's 5 AM go to sleep
Freddie: Actually, it's 4:58 AM, Bri
Roger: Stahp texting I'm tryna sleep
Freddie: No this is important
Johm: What is it
Freddie: We have a concert today, right?
Brian: Yes? And?
Freddie: Have you picked out your costumes?
Brian: I have
John: Me too
Roger: Me three
Freddie: Ok let's hear it
Roger: Hear what?
Freddie: Your costumes
Brian: Oh well I'm wearing these shiny kinda bell botttoms and a frilly-ish shirt
Roger: I'm gonna have red pants and red suspenders. And I'm not wearing a shirt because the ladies like me even more with it off.
Freddie: Roger
Roger: What
Freddie: I am going to throw you off a cliff
Roger: Oh
Freddie: Ok John. You?
John: Um... A t-shirt and pants??
Freddie: Well I have one thing to tell all of you
Freddie: No
Brian: No? What do you mean?
Freddie: I mean you're not wearing those stage costumes
Roger: What do you mean we're not wearing our stage costumes?
John: Oh no
Freddie: YOU ARE ALL WEARING BODYSUITS
Brian: NOPE NO NOT EVER NO
Freddie: Hahahaha yes
Roger: I AM NOT WEARING A FUGLY BODYSUIT
Freddie: Oh yes you are, Roger
Roger: I would rather be thrown off a cliff than wear one of those!
Freddie: That can be arranged...
John: Freddie... You're just kidding... Right?
Freddie: Lol nope
John: Ugh
John: #no
John: #stopfreddie
John: #badidea
Freddie: Ok so Bri yours is a nice crimson with dark violet polka dots...
Brian: Ew
Roger: Haha loser
Freddie: And Rog you have a soft pink bodysuit with cool pastel blue stripes
Roger: Aw what
Roger: Why is mine frickin pink
Freddie: You're blonde and blue-eyed darling, it works with your appearance
Roger: Where's the nearest cliff
Freddie: And John you get one that is all teal and has dark green tints
John: No
John: Well... It is better than soft pink and polka dots so
Roger: I want John's
Brian: No I want it
Roger: JOHN WE'RE SWITCHING
John: No
Brian: NO I GET IT
John: No
Freddie: They're getting delivered at noon, lovies
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2:17 PM
Roger: John I'm at your door
John: Why
Roger: I'm here for the bodysuit
John: No
John: Go away
Roger: We make the trade right now
Freddie: You guys sound like drug dealers omg
John: Roger leave me alone
Roger: Open up!!
John: Stop kicking my front door
John: Get away
Roger: I'm kicking your door down now
John: You're not a karate ninja go away
Roger: Oh hey your front door is unlocked
John: Go awayyyyyyy
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5:02 PM
Freddie: So dearies, have you tried on your bodysuits?
Brian: Nope
Freddie: What?? Why not??
Brian: I gave mine to a hobo
Brian: It was the right thing to do
Brian: I wanted to hand back to the community
Freddie: Well you didn't have to hand back the bodysuit!!!!
Brian: Oops lol
Roger: And uhm...
Roger: Both mine and John's are ripped to shreds
Freddie: WHAT
Freddie: WTF DID YOU DO
Roger: Well see we were fighting over John's and then got confused as to which bodysuit we were fighting over and then they both ripped
Roger: And now I am handcuffed to John's pantry doorknob
Freddie: Ok now we can't be matchies...
Freddie: There goes £150 out the window
John: #sorry
John: #nonotsorry
John: #lol
Brian: Where the hell did you get handcuffs from John
A/N: John uses hashtags and it makes me happy :)
Also this was very bad
