Once Insanity! {OUAT}

Once Insanity! #7

Crossover Texts.

OUAT/PJO

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Percy: What chat is this?

Henry: Ours.

Percy: Really didn't help.

Henry: Anyways, I thought you were dyslexic?

Percy: I-

Percy: Wait...How do you now that?

Henry: Oh please, put down that Riptide.

Percy: How do you know about Riptide?!

Henry: I'm guessing Annabeth set your phone into Greek?

Percy: Yes... BUT MY QUESTIONS FIRST.

Henry: Rick.

Percy: Huh?

Henry: Rick Riordain knows allllll about you.

Percy: Who is this Rick you speak of?

Henry: You can't hurt me.

Percy: Riptide can. A pen mightier than a sword. HENRY.

Henry: Tell me about it.

Percy: Hm?

Henry: I had a powerful pen too.

Percy: OH OH is it one of those that turns into a ninja crossbow slash binocular slash dagger?!

Henry: Nah. Much better.

Percy: What can it do? >.<

Henry: I can change reality with it. Write anything and it'll be true.

Percy: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! Which godly parent???

Henry: Trust me, my family tree? NO.

Percy: Come on it can't be that bad.

Henry: ...

Percy: ...

Henry: ...

Percy: This is awkward.

Henry: Yeah.

Percy: ...

Henry: ...

Percy: ...

Henry: ...

Percy: Okay, well Uhm, I've got a demigod camp to built and shrines to create for the gods whom I made a promise to... So...

Henry: Yeah, and I've gotta find magic duct tape for my pen and change my uncle, Neal's, doody ... So yeah.

Percy: ...

Henry: ...

Percy: Good luck with the doody.

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Annabeth: Hello?

Belle: Hi.

Annabeth: Uhm, why am I in this chat?

Belle: Uhm... Hi.

Annabeth: Hey.

Belle: Hi.

Annabeth: Hello.

Belle: Hi.

Annabeth: Is your vocabulary extended to only 'hi' , '...' and 'uhm'?