Once Insanity! {OUAT}

Once Insanity! #20

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Snow: Let's do a burn off guys!

David: Burn off?

Snow: It's where we all burn each other or just be sassy.

Emma: Why would we need to do that?

Regina: To practice sassing the heck out of the villains after the hiatus.

Henry: I don't need practice.

Hook: I taught you well.

Henry: No, you taught me how to open a bottle with one hand, mate.

Rumple: Damn boy.

David: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Regina: 😏

Emma: I love you Henry.

Snow: LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

Hook: Maybe I should teach you how to actually get the girl next time. Maybe then you won't be rejected within the first five minutes of your dates.

Belle: Hot damn.

Violet: I'm sure you have lots of experience dealing with rejection within the 'first five minutes'.

Belle: OOOOOOOOO

Snow: I'll go get some ice.

Regina: Well, Frosty, that ice is the only part of your life that is cool.

Henry: First of all, thanks V :)

Violet: :D

Henry: Second of all, better get that ice only when I'm out. It can't possibly can't all my hotness.

Hook: Dang, kid. You're good. But throwing coins into fountains or eating pizza together isn't what a girl considers a 'hot' date.

Belle: Ouch.

Henry: And scrubbing the decks is?

Emma: I feel so torn between my two men but so satisfied at the same time.

Rumple: Wouldn't be the first time you are in between two men.

David: WOAH. SLOW DOWN, GOLD.

Rumple: Why? Your old legs can't take it?

Belle: Ironic. I'm in a box but if I were to race you right now, I'd win without a doubt.

Snow: My money's on Belle. Rumple's hits are low.

Regina: Low like the level of your intelligence.

Snow: Pfft, please if that were true, what happened to all the huge chances you got to kill me?

Regina: The only thing that's huge here is your ego.

Henry: I love you, mom.

Regina: I love you too, kid.

Emma: What? I said I love you but there was no response.

Rumple: That's because no one loves you.

Henry: What did I tell you about talking to mirrors?

Violet: Prince Charming, more ice.

David: Got it.

Hook: Imma go low on sass today.

Snow: Why?

Hook: Because I don't want to break your hopes of winning this.

Henry: You won't.

Hook: No, the only thing I won't is break my magical pen.

Henry: But you clearly would shrink your ship and watch it go down.

Hook: The only ship that's going down is STABLE BELIEVER

Henry: YOUR SHIP WENT TO HELL.

Hook: BUT ITS BACK.

Henry: EXCEPT YOUR LOGIC. THATS NEVER COMING BACK.

Hook: AT LEAST I HAD LOGIC BEFORE IN THE FIRST PLACE UNLIKE CERTAIN LITTLE BOYS THT RUN AROUND AND GET KIDNAPPED.

Henry: OH I CAN NAME YOU A FEW THINGS OF YOURS THAT ARE LITTLE.

Emma: O.O

Regina: Oh my god.

David: :O

Snow: •_•

Belle: Oh no.

Rumple: Lol.

Hook: Henry... You've... Turned into a monster...

Henry: Oh my god, you're right...

Violet: I don't get it. Little thing?

Zelena: This is so satisfying.

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I can't even...

Thoughts?

~Bërrÿ