Song Crack/Texts.
OUAT/Adele//Hello
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Snow: Hello... It's me...
David: Yes, I can tell, Snow.
Snow: I was wondering if I could tell you something really weird.
David: Weirder than us? Hit me.
Snow: I need to tell you... That I....
David: Yes?
Snow: Keep forgetting where I leave my keys every night...
David: Okay...
Snow: What's weird... Is that... Somehow Neal will always end up almost choking on them....
David: That's not healthy.
Snow: There's such a weird thing... Neal does... Does he steal my keys....?
David: I don't think he has the mental capacity to do it yet...
Snow: BUT I REALLY CANNOT FIND MY KEEEEEYYYYSSSSSSS! NOT EVEN WITH A GPSSSSSSS.
David: Huh?
Snow: So I'm here now to say... I think our baby, has eaten my keys. I'm so so sorry....
David: HE WHAT?
Snow: BUT I CHECK HIS DIAPERS THIS MORNINGGG.... No key shaped like doodies...
David: Thank God.
Snow: So maybe Henry... Stole my keys and, also possibly... My credit card, again....
David: HENRY.
Henry: Yes?
David: Did you steal your grandma's key and card?
Henry: No.
Snow: -.-
Henry:... Maybe....
David: *.*
Henry: Well I do come from a long bloodline of stealing.
Snow: Fair enough.
Henry: IM SO SORRY MY DEAR GRANDPAPPIE.... I DIDNT MEAN TO STEAL HER KEYS...
David: Why are you both singing?
Henry: I JUST WANNA... TAKE VIOLET OUT...
Snow: HAKSLXJWBWISOAL
David: Oh.
Snow: THEN GO AHEAD... AND DATE HER NOWWWWWWW...
Henry: IMMA GO OUT NOWWWW... DONT TELL MY MOMS ABOUT MY NIGHT OUT...
Snow: IM SORRY HENRY. I HAVE TO TELL ONE OF THEM BUT I WILL DELAY AS MUCH... AS I POSSIBLY CAN RIGHT NOW....
David: You guys are weird... *goes back to the dishes*
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