Once Insanity! {OUAT}

Once Insanity! #18

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OUAT

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Regina: I miss my Robin...

Henry: He was a great dad...

Regina: Awe, sweetie...

Emma: I'm sorry for you both.

Regina: Shut up, Emma. You don't get to speak in group chats anymore.

Henry: Please let's not have this conversation again.

Emma: What? Whyy?

Regina: Oh I don't know... BECOS YOU SUCKER BENCHED ME.

Henry: Oh god.

Hook: Come to future step papa 2.0, Henry.

Henry Daniel Mills has left the chat.

Killian Jones has left the chat.

Emma: I THOT YOU WERE HURT.

Regina: I WAS BUT THAT AINT NO MEAN YOU GETTA BENCH ME.

Snow: Guys...

Emma: Stay out of this, mom.

Snow: Wait...

Emma: OK. FINE. MAYBE I WAS WORRIED YOU WOULD GO EVIOL AGAIN.

Regina: SOOOOOOO- Finally the truth is revealed? Can't keep a secret like mama snow?!

Snow: Woah! Now hold up.

Emma: Hey!

Snow: I was ten!

David: Use caps lock, Snow, you're in an argument.

Snow: I WAS TEN!

Regina: AND YOU SAID YOU COULD KEEP A SECRET.

Emma: And you sorta didn't keep it.

David: Look, we're rhyming!

Snow: David, terrible timing.

Regina: Shut up, Charmings, we are fighting.

Hades: Still think Underworld has bad lighting.

Emma: Go back to being dead, Hades.

Hades: FINE, see y'all later ladies.

Lord Hades has left the chat and died off... somewhere.

Zelena: Hades, I miss you!

Regina: Zelena, just ewe.

David: Still are rhyming.

Henry Daniel Mills and Killian Jones have joined the chat. Oh no.

Hook: Shut up Charming.

David: NAW. THAT NO RHYME.

Regina: ANYWAYS. BACK TO THE BENCHING.

Hook: Rhyming? Charming? -MING?

Emma: OH SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

David: NO ITS LIKE SAID NO RHYME PAID.

Regina: OH LOOK REGGIE'S BF IS DEAD. TEE HEE. LETS BENCH HER.

Hook: RHYMING. CHARMING. YES RHYME.

Emma: OH LOOK IM REGGIE. I PUSH PEEPS AWAY AND EXPRESS MY FEELINGS ONLY THRU CAPS LOCK AND TIGHT SKIRTS.

Charming: ITS JUST YOUR STUPID AUSTRALIAN ACCENT GETTING IN THE WAY.

Regina: AT LEAST I DONT LIE AND SAY 'I don't have issues.'

Hook: OHHHHHHH YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Emma: Okay, okay. I'm sorry, alright?

Regina: Fine. Me too, I guess.

David: OH MATE AND YOUR AYE ARE JUST RIDICULOUS.

Hook: YOUR DAUGHTER AINT COMPLAINING.

David: WOAH WOAH. SNOW HELP ME OUT.

Emma: DAD. HOOK.

Snow: Wait, where's the caps lock button again?

Regina: Emma, your parents are being idiots again.

Emma: *sighs*

Henry: Can we just be happy? I just want my family to be together! I've already lost one!

Hook:...

David:...

Regina: I miss my Robin...

Henry: He was a great dad...

Regina: Awe, sweetie...

Emma: I'm sorry for you both.

Regina: Shut up, Emma. You don't get to speak in group chats anymore.

Henry: Please let's not have this conversation again again.

Everyone else: *deep breath*

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I have no excuse for this crap...

Thoughts?

~Bërrÿ