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OUAT
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David: Jack and Jill went up the hill
Henry: To fetch a bucket of water
Snow: Jack fell down and broke his crown
Belle: And Gold went screwing us over.
Regina: Ouch.
Rumple: Oh come on, Belle.
Belle:...
Rumple: I may have locked you in a box but it was for love.
Belle:...
Henry: It's so tense.
Belle: Right, let's sing another song.
Snow: Umm... Ok...
Regina: Twinkle, twinkle little star
Hook: How I wonder what you are
Emma: Up above the world so high
David: Like a diamond in a sky
Henry: Twinkle twinkle little star
Belle: Man that boxed me? Yes you are.
Rumple:...:(
Hook: I like this.
Henry: Hm...
Henry: Old MacDonald had a farm
Emma: E-I-E-I-O
Regina: On his farm he had a cow
Belle: Eff-ing-Mis-ter-gold
Snow: Wow.
Rumple: :'(
David: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Henry: Sponge-Bob-square-pants!
Hook: And hop on the deck and flop like a fish?
Regina: Sponge-bob-Square-Pants.
Snow: If nonsensical nonsense is something you wish.
Belle: Go-ma-rry-Gold.
Emma: This is very satisfying on so many levels.
Regina: Amen.
Henry: Agreed.
Rumple: But you're my grandson, Henry.
Henry: Wasn't really thinking that when you, oh well, do anything, do you?
Rumple: Oh come on.
Hook: Fist bum me, bruh.
Henry: Sure but never speak like that again.
Hook: Sorry...
Hook: Doug.
Emma: Belle?
Belle: Yes?
Emma: Let's start a hate page. For gold.
Regina: Wait, one last song. Team work, this time guys.
Snow: A B C D Gold really
David: Is a big bad crocodile
Regina: He even boxed up his wife
Henry: And told us all big fat lies
Emma: Even when he lost magic
Belle: He still makes our lives tragic.
Rumple: ....
Rumple: You know what?
Rumple: F-
Lol, Bërrÿ ain't gonna curse cos she's lazy to change the rating on this book.
Also everyone has left the group chat.
Ciao.
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Selamat Hari Raya :)
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~Bërrÿ
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