Once Insanity! {OUAT}

Once Insanity! #6

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Hook: I'm a Unicorn.

Emma: HOOK?! OMG HOOK! YOURE OKAY!

Hook: Unicorn is okay.

Emma: Hook, where are you?! Don't worry, stay put, I'll be there.

Henry: Unicorn?

Hook: Hi! Are you a unicorn too?

Henry: No, I'm kinda your future stepson, Henry.

Hook: UniHenry!

Regina: Guyliner. I think you're drunk.

Hook: Drunk UniHenry!!

Emma: Hook... Oh gods...

Hook: Tee hee...

David: Told you.

Snow: How was I supposed to know he could get drunk in Underworld?!

David: I TOLD YOUUUUU.

Regina: Oh shut up and tell us where the hell are you, Hook?

Hook: In hellllllllll! TEE HEEEEEEEEEEE

Robin: Yes, but where?

Hook: Drunk UniHenry want to play hide and seek!

Henry: Pls stop referring to yourself in third person.

Hook: OH OH THREE DRUNK UNIHENRIES!

Emma: I can't believe I'm in love with you.

Hook: I luf ywou two, Swen.

Emma: :3

Henry: ._.

Regina: I agree with Henry.

Henry: 😏

Hook: OH OH OH! FIRST EMOJI IN CHATTIE! HAVE A UNICORN BRUSH!!! FOR YOUR PRETTY HAIR!

Henry:....

David: LOL.

Robin: I'll have the brush.

Regina: Uhm....

Robin: Flawless hair such as mine doesn't come naturally.

Rumple: Speak for yourself.

Henry: O. BURN.

David: I don't have much hair at all.

Emma: Pfft, I now obviously know where I get my fab hair from.

Snow: Thanks sweetie! :*

Emma: I was talking about my talents of growing blonde stuff.

Regina: Yeah. It's one of your many gifts, Swan. Aside from idiocy, oblivious character and being named after a bird that swims.

Emma: Pfft, you're just jealous of my hair Reg.

Regina: PLEASE. Have you seen my booty?

Robin: Yes.

Robin: 😉

Emma: Hmph! Hook, compliment my booty!

Hook: Drunk UniHenry no like booty. Drunk UniHenry like leprechauns.

Henry: Uhm...

David: GET OUT OF HERE.

Snow: WHILE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE HENRY.

Regina: My booty be making Nick Jonas Jealous.

Emma: My booty be catching them anacondas.

Henry: Moms...

Regina: My hair changes every season!

Emma: Mine's perfect to be change after every hiatus!

Henry: Moms...

Regina: I wayyyyy hotter than you, Miss Swan.

Emma: PLEASEEE, I be making Elsa sweat.

Henry: MOMS.

Regina: 0.0

Emma: >.<

Snow: :|

David: :D

Hook: Leprechauns.

Henry: CAN WE ALL JUST AGREE THAT IM THE HOTTEST.

Robin: I didn't not see that coming:

Emma: Same, Robin, same.

Regina: •_•

Rumple: You're welcome.

Henry: Uhm... Grandpa-

David: Pfft, it's obviously from me.

Snow: Are you bluffing me?

Henry: Guys-

Emma: I think it's obvious who genes his gorgeousness.

Rumple: Yeah, mine.

Henry: You guys do realize I'm talking about Pan, right?

Pan: BAZAAMMMMMMM.

Pan: 😏

Regina: 😑

Emma: ☹️

Hook: Drunk UniHenry still wants a leprechaun.

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Idk why I'm weird.

Thoughts?

~Bërrÿ