Once Insanity! {OUAT}

Once Insanity! #11

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OUAT

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Henry: Hey, mom?

Regina: Yes?

Emma: Sup, kid.

Henry: Help me fill in the form. *sends picture*

Regina: It's already filled in.

Emma: Oh wait. Why'd you leave your full name section empty?

Henry: Because I'm not sure what my full name is...

Regina: Henry Daniel Mills.

Emma: Henry Swan.

Henry: My point exactly.

Regina: Uhm, Swan. It's obviously Mills, he's lawfully my son.

Emma: But.. but he has my blood! It's Swan!

Henry: In that case, wouldn't it be Nolan since you have David's blood?

Emma: No!

Regina: Yes.

Emma: 😑

Henry: So Henry Nolan?

David: Nice ring don't you think?😊

Regina: MILLS. Henry MILLS.

Rumple: Technically Cassidy since its customary to follow the father side.

Henry: WAIT. So it's Henry Gold?

Regina: MILLS...

Emma: PFFT. TEAM SWAN.

David: OBVI NOLAN.

Rumple: GOLD.

Neal: CASSIDY.

Snow: NEAL?! ARENT YOU DEAD?

Neal: Oh right. *dies*

Henry: Awe...

Regina: I'm sorry, sweetie... ITS STILL MILLS.

Pan: HELLA NAW. HENRY PRETTY PAN.

Henry: WHAT? I AINT CALLING MYSELF PRETTY PAN?!

David: NOLANNNNNN.

Snow: Great now he's whining.

David: ITS NOLANNNNN.

Snow: I thought Charming?

David: HENRY CHARMING NOLAN.

Henry: NAW.

Emma: FINE. HENRY AWESOME SWAN.

Regina: HENRY DANIEL MILLS.

Pan: PRETTYYYY PANNNNN.

Rumple: GOLLLLLLDDDDDDDD.

Henry: Urgh...

Hook: Henry Roger Jones...

Everyone:...

Henry: It's actually cool...

Everyone:...

Hook: 😏

Henry: But I ain't naming myself after a shrunken ship.

Hook: 😮

Regina: FEEL THAT BURN.

Belle: Honestly, just write Henry.

Henry: But they'll reject it.

Belle: Well, then they can always just ask us themselves...

Henry: 😏

Belle: 😉

Henry: I like the way you think Belle.

Violet: I think any name is cute with you.

Henry: Thanks, V.

Snow: HANSMSDBSJKWLANS

Emma: Oh god.

Hook: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DRUNK UNIHENRY IS BACKKKKK.

Emma: OKAY. WHO BE GIVING THAT PIRATE SHOTS?

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Idk why I suddenly find A/N awkward....

Thoughts?

~Bërrÿ