Once Insanity! {OUAT}

Once Insanity! #15

Crossover Texts.

OUAT/TeenWolf

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Stiles: Who's @HenryDanielMills?

Henry: Henry Daniel Mills.

Stiles: Helpful.

Henry: I'm Henry.

Stiles: Yes, I see.

Henry: You're... Stiles?

Stiles: Yup.

Henry: What kind of name is Stiles?

Stiles: Mine.

Henry: Helpful.

Stiles: You're welcome.

Henry: So how's life?

Stiles: As great as it can get in Beacon Hills.

Henry: Beacon Hills?

Stiles: It's a crappy town name, I know.

Henry: Pfft... Try Storybrooke.

Stiles:...... Anyways....

Henry: What cya doing?

Stiles: Running away from Theo and his evil pack of chimera minions and a gigantic black animal thingy with a dramatic name and a trio of doctors with weird masks to save my friend who is a banshee.

Henry: Sweet.

Stiles: You?

Henry: Sitting in a weird boat with my weird family with another weird guy wearing a weird cloak to a weird land known as Underworld to save a weirdly one handed pirate who is Captain Hook and my possible stepfather who also kinda seduced my grandma. It's weird.

Stiles:... How old are you?

Henry: Turning 14.... Why?

Stiles: 14?! HOW DARE YOU USE LANGUAGE LIKE 'seduce' AT 14?! WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER YOUNG MAN?!

Henry: I... UHMMM.... Which mom...?

Stiles: The one that is yours. NOW.

Henry: WELL, MY BAD. MY BIOLOGICAL MOM IS ACTUALLY MY NIECE AND MY ADOPTIVE MOM IS ACTUALLY MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER SO IM SORRY IF I DONT KNOW WHICH MOM YOU ARE REFERRING TO.

Stiles: Harsh... :(

Henry: Sorry... Underworld smells. I don't like smelly things.

Stiles: You talking to a guy who has werewolves for friends. Sometimes they smell bad too.

Henry: Pongo smells bad sometimes too.

Stiles: Pongo? Your dog?

Henry: Well... My shrink's dog.

Stiles: Don't worry, kid. I know what it's like to feel crazy.

Henry: Really?

Stiles: I was signed into an asylum by the sheriff. My dad's a sheriff.

Henry: My mom's a sheriff too.

Stiles: Which one?

Henry: The one in love with the pirate.

Stiles: LOL. OUR LIVES SHOULD BE A TV SHOW.

Henry: YEAH! YOUR LIFE COULD BE CALLED.... Uhmmmm....

Stiles: TEEN WOLF.

Henry: YESSSS.

Stiles: And yours shall be...

Henry: *drumroll*

Stiles: Avengers?

Henry: Nah, too superhero-y. Supernatural?

Stiles: Doesn't match the Storybrooke name thingy?

Henry: True...

Stiles: Once Upon A Time?

Henry: Yeah... OUAT... I like that...

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I'm low on humor today XD but I'm still gonna update ;););)

Thoughts?

~Bërrÿ