Puns.
OUAT
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Oncer=O
Non-Oncer=NO
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O: That's Pantastic!
NO: You mean fantastic?
O: *gasps*
NO: I'm confused.
O: How dare you Zelena my puns?
NO: I Zelena.... Huh?
O: You're as useless as Smee.
NO: I'm totally lost.
O: Please you're nothing like Felix.
NO: Felix? Are you insane?
O: My shrink's named Archie.
NO: You have a shrink.
O: I know, right? Hen hen had one too.
NO: Hen hen? Why aren't you making any sense?
O: Get a hook for a hand and you'll realize that sense ain't gonna you a Jolly Roger.
NO: Hook for a hand?! What?
O: Yup. Better if you disappear into a magical cupboard.
NO: What is happening? You're mad!
O: I do adore Jefferson.
NO: Who's Jefferson? What's the deal with you? Why can't you speak normally?
O: I am speaking very, very normally indeed, dearie. You'll just need to know how to understand the deals.
NO: What-
O: You ask too many questions. Shut up and drink you hot cocoa with cinnamon.
NO: You-
O: Don't make me go cray cray momma Snow on you.
NO: Snow? As in Snow White-
O: That will always find him.
NO: Whose's him?
O: Just about everyone.
NO: I can't shut up until I know what-
O: THEN, I SHALL DESTROY YOUR HAPPINESS IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO.
NO: *sighs* Is this about the stupid show Once Upon A Time?
O:...
NO:...
O:...
NO:...
O: Have an apple.
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Did I have to do that?
No.
But I did it anywayssssss:))))
Thoughts?
~Bërrÿ
DU LIEST GERADE
Once Insanity! {OUAT}
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