Texts.
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Henry: Hey, moms!
Regina: Yes?
Emma: S'up.
Henry: I was on Wattpad and I saw this!
Henry Daniel Mills has sent a picture.
Regina: What about it?
Henry: That's us! Our texts and everything! It's so weird.
Emma: Creepy...
Henry: Anyways, I began to realize how insane our texts were so I searched for more!
Regina: Oh god...
Emma: Don't worry, how many books can there be? We're not that crazy.
Henry Daniel Mills has sent 76 pictures.
Emma: I take that back.
Henry Daniel Mills has sent 84 pictures.
Emma: I SAID I TAKE THAT BACK.
Henry Daniel Mills is laughing at Emma Swan.
Emma: What the? Since when does that thing narrate stuff?
Emma Swan sulks.
Emma: I don't sulk!
Emma Swan lies.
Regina: Amen.
Emma: Hey!
Henry: Guys, I realized that in almost all these books we have insane usernames...
Emma: Lol, Regina's can be BigNoLongerEvilBooty15.
Regina: And the fourteen other booties?
Emma: Muah.
Henry: Oh, Emma's could be RedLeatherSaviour.
RedLeatherSaviour: Sweeeeet.
BigNoLongerEvilBooty1: Dibs on one.
RedLeatherSaviour: Damn.
Flower: Lol.
BigNoLongerEvilBooty1: Why Flower Henry?
Flower: Ahhhh....
Everyone else (whose names will not be individually mentioned because Bërrÿ is lazy ) has entered.
Hook: I want in!
Snow: Me too!
Belle: Thinking...
CharmingNiceTwin: This is fun!
GoldTheBomb: Not a bad idea Henry.
LibraryHoarder: Really Rumple?
GoldTheBomb: I thought you were in a box?
LibraryHoarderInABox: Shut up.
SecretSnow: But back to the question. Why Flower Henry?
Flower: Ah...
Author: Hi Henry!
Flower: Hey, V!
SecretSnow: OMG ASDFGHJKL
BigNoLongerEvilBooty1: Ugh.
RedLeatherSavior: Shush, Regina.
Flower: You win best username, V:)
SecretSnow: OMGGGGGGG
Author: Thanks!:)
GoldTheBomb: Actually I win. Suckers.
LibraryHoarderInABox: Naw.
BigNoLongerEvilBooty1: Pfft. It's me obvi.
RedLeatherSavior: Speaking of self love, where's that pirate?
CharmingNiceTwin: Thinking really hard for a good username.
SecretSnow: It'll probably be like HookLeather or like GuylinerKing.
BigNoLongerEvilBooty1: I like this side of you Snow. But heads up, 'Secret'Snow? Really?
SecretSnow: Shush.
RobinWasAGoodMan: He really was.
Everyone:...
BigNoLongerEvilBooty1: Yes he was.
LionTattooLove: My big booty no longer evil url can wait.
PapaRobin: Yeah, I missed having a dad.
SaviorArrow: Kid...
CharmingHood: He's still with us.
SnowMerryMen: Yes.
BookThief: :)
GoldTheBomb: I still win suckers.
SuckIt&ShutUpGold: Now, with all due respect, THIS username is what the dragon wanted, grandpa.
Everyone else: O.O
Everyone else: ...
Everyone else: *slowly applauds*
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Well this was fun and awkward :D
Thoughts?
~Bërrÿ
DU LIEST GERADE
Once Insanity! {OUAT}
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