Bonerable (Gaster!Sans X Reader)

☆Chapter XVII☆

"Oi, Sans wake up." You poked his hipbones repeatatively earning a low groan from him. "C'mon, up you go. It's been like what, 3 hours or something."

"Five more minutes.." Sans moved away from your abnoxious poking.

"No, now get up lazyass." You leaned foward over the bed and swiped upwards on his expossed vertebra and to your surprise he quickly finches and turns over with a shocked expression plastered on his face. "I'm sorry?"

He backs up and hops off the bed in an awkward flustered way. "I-it's alright, don't do it again." The grey blush on his face was very visible now. "Have you dried my clothes?"

"Ye, now excuse me. It's my turn for a nap." You sang as you dropped on the bed.

Sans didn't answer you instead stepped out of the room.

You snuggled one of your pillows and inhaled the scent Sans left which was composed of.. it just smelled of damp cloth. Ew.

"Why does my clothes smell like this?" Sans came back in with his turtleneck and jacket in hand.

You shrugged and got comfortable. "At least it's dry."

Sans frowned and folded it together in a jumbled mess before heading towards you and plopping down beside you.

"Go away, I didn't disturb you when you were napping!" You tried pushing him off to no avail. "Sans..." You whined. "Don't you have anything better to do?!"

He just laid there with a huge grin.

"Stop. I hate this."

"Then why are you blushing?"

"Am not. Now shoo!"

He laid on his side and eye your expression and form. "Neh, I like it here." He places a hand on your shoulder and traces small circles with his thumb.

You slapped his arm away. "Stop that."

"Why so abhor towards the bonezone?"

"What the hell is a bonezone?"
He looked as if he was about to explain it until you both heard a distant explosion. "It's a- what the hell? Excuse me." He made a hasty retreat from the room.

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"Son of a gun.." Sans stood ontop of the rooftop with a giddy feeling enlightening him let the rain be damned. "They did it.. they finally did it!" Sans chanted in disbelief as he looked up to the flares that were fired, his eyes gleeming with hope and anticipation.

Sans laughed to himself with glee until he realized what would happen if his friends were to come face to face with a human (his human to be precise), but in a flurry of happiness he placed it behind him and teleported back to your room. "You won't believe it!" He said loudly unaware that he woke you up from your snooze.

"Sans, I'm pretty sure I won't, but at least let me sleep for a while longer.." You yawned and scooted back until you hit the wall.

"Oh sorry 'bout that toots," He scratched the back of his skull awkwardly. "you want me to leave?"

You stayed quiet and patted the free space before you.

"You sure? Alright then.." He slowly slantered towards the bed and laid down. "I'll tel-"
"Shut up, let me sleep." You slung your arm over his bare torso and pulled him closer. "Why are you wet?" You withdraw your arm away.

"Is water wet?"

You crawled over him and fetch a clean discarded rag dangling off the side of the bed. "Here."

"Thanks." After he got himself wiped up with you returning to your original position and aswell as your arm's.

"I kinda like this side of you."

"Shhh, you've yet to explain bonezone to me."

You may have not seen it but Sans' was furiously blushing at that point.

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