☽ idk sneezing ☾

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I honestly don't know what I'm doing oml
1) the hetchuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Aka the ones who like yodel 15 minutes continuously after the sneeze.

2) the low ones haha
They go like hetchu and idk it's like really deep and low so it sounds like they want to kill someone and you're just like
u ok there kind sir

3) the HETCHIUYJSJAKD
Idk this is me
They commonly burst into song to cover up their sneeze
Hetchuheyyyoh *recites scale*

4) the really squeaky ones
I know like 2 people at my school who to this haha
they're like, *kawaii sneeze* hetchu.
It's so adorbs
british_muffin hehe sorry

5) so I'm literally THE ONLY PERSON EVER who does this, which is really depressing
But, uh
I sneeze CONSTANTLY ALL THE TIME
every class, I sneeze.
EVERY FLIPPING CLASS I SWEAR
cuz I'm allergic to YOU BAKAS (Baka means idiot in Japanese)
OHHHHHH
JOHN CENAAAAAAAAA
I'm out

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