ya girl almost died (storytimeee)

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ok I'm a terrible person. I didnt almost die but IM EFFED UP THATS FOR SURE

so yesterday I was with my brother and we were in thE driveway and idk what we were doing but I was running to chase him and my stupid step dad had his dumb tools out and they were

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DRIVEWAY OK WHY WOULD YOU BE THAT STUPID TO LEAVE YOUR SHII OUT IN THE WAY OF THE CAR AND STUFF LIKE WHY. HES SO STUPID.

Idk what happened but they weren't home like I was chasing my brother bc he was like running away from me when I was trying to feed him dinner and I looked so stupid chasing my brother around with a plastic fork

anyways so there was like this cord in the way I tripped over it landed on my wrist, heard a disgusting snap, and hit my head on the car (the spare one) and dude I was bleeding all over myself it was gross but I was more concerned ABOUT MY FAVORITE SHIRT WHICH WAS NOW COVERED IN BLOOD

I'm covered in bruises and scratches so like if anyone irl sees me like this then IM SORRY IM NOT BEING ABUSED IM JUST BEING CLUMSY OK

I didn't even tell my mom 😂😂 I changed, my friend cleaned me up, and I told her not to tell my mom. idk why, probably because whenever I get hurt she doesn't care but there ya go. 

and I'm not exaggerating. literally ASK MY BROTHER IF YOU WANT.

but yeah that's what happened. my wrist is worse than my head, I have like a really minor concussion (I didn't hit it that hard) but my aunt took me to the doctors.

RIP JENNA

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