okay so whoever created the concept of braces is a mentally unstable person who enjoys it when teens' mouths are cut open. I am fücking done with my braces. Here's like a thousand reasons why 1) it depends, but you usually have to wear them FOREVER. I've had mine on since 4th grade and I'm almost done with middle school now. He keeps saying they're almost done, but honestly they're like immaculate I don't see how he can't just take them off right now. (Update- he told me that I have 3-5 months left. Greatttt. (Note the sarcasm) 2) THEY HURT LIKE HELL everyone gather 'round, it's story time. Last week I woke up n I was like, oh damn my lip hurts lol So I use the restroom, look in the mirror (puke at how disgusting I look) jk but I look and see my teeth covered in blood. I'm not even exaggerating. They were literally covered, it looked like I had been in a really bad fight. So a week later, (yesterday I think idk I'm sick I have no concept of time right now) I tell my orthodontist guy and he's all like "oh ur fine bby lol ur just clumsy lol you'll be fine lol" ??????????????? WHAT THE FÜXK 3) having glasses makes you look like the class nerd. yeah ok I know that hipster glasses are in right now ok whatever stab me with a fork but I can't pull them off at all. I actually look god awful. Good thing I'm getting contacts sometime soon (((: 4) saying goodbye to certain foods Okay so does anyone know those caramel cream candies? I love those things so much it's not even healthy Anyway, I was completely heartbroken when I had to stop eating them. Omg I almost cried (you know it's bad when I want to cry, because I never cry lol) b And I know a lot of people who cheat all the time, but I don't do that and if I do it's not very often bc I don't want nasty caramel falangees up in my braces because ew 5) rubber bands???? so if you don't know, some people have to wear rubber bands attaching their top jaw to the bottom. Stupid, I know, but here's what it looks like
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(Not my teeth, this is just a google image) any ways, I hate them because every time you eat, you have to take them off and put them back on ugh Plus mine are attached to my canine teeth, so when I talk I look like a freaking vampire. -.- 6) having to brush the crap out of your braces ok I won't go into detail with this because you will probably be grossed out, but basically food gets all up your braces and it's not enjoyable
Ok well I hope you enjoyed my long list of struggles Help I have scars on my lips is that ok I'm scared
