THE MEANEST SUBSTITUTE TEACHER EVER

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so yesterday I walked into class and there's this old dude who looks funny (what's even worse is that his name was Mr. Man 😂 I'm not joking)
and the SECOND we walk into the art room he just starts yelling at us
"I'm not putting up with your crap"
"sit down and shut up"
"I got horrible reports from this class"*

*which makes no sense because we've had one substitute teacher in art and we weren't even that bad except for this one kid???

so then we all get our folders and our shading artwork out and he walks around and literally gets up all in your business and stands awkwardly close to you, seeing what you're doing and I'm just like excuse me sir go away

well then I was one of the three helpers that our real teacher chose for this week, and we all walk up to the supplies so that we can pass them out and he's just like
"WAT IS U DOIN" but he actually yelled at us..

so we explained that to him and passed out all the stuff.

then this kid (let's call him Bean because I like to call people vegetables indirectly)
well he actually musters up the guts to be like, "MR SUB WHY U STARIN AT ME"

and the sub was literally so mad he was just like "MAKING SURE THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY DOING YOUR WORK."

then Bean just starts talking back and the whole class just practically bursts from holding in their laughter..

at one point Bean said "WELL I'M DOING MY WORK SO LEAVE ME ALONE"

the class just bursts out laughing at this point,

me and my kinda-friend were laughing too because my friend was like, "hey Jenna if he had a wife wouldn't her name be Mrs. Man?" and idk why but I found this so funny that I snorted and mr. man saw me and wrote something down so idk if I got written up or not but idec 😂😂

then he tells us to clean up the crap off the floor and we do, then this kid (let's call him Potato because he's rude) (that made no sense.. just go along with it) he loudly yells "IM GONNA CLEAN UP THE CRAP OFF THE FLOOR NOW" (quoting what Mr. Man said) and then Mr. Man literally shrieks "OI I DIDNT ASK FOR TALK BACK MATE" jk he's not Australian

I went to put away supplies and he was like "DA FUQ R U DOIN BRO, SIT CHO BOOTY IN A SEAT" and I was like "um I'm putting the supplies away because that's what we do.." "DIDNT ASK FOR BACKTALK MATE"

then it's like three minutes until the first wave bell rings (at the end of the day, the buses come at waves)
so we start putting our stuff away and getting our chairs up and mr substitute just yells "I DON'T CARE IF IT'S FRIDAYEH! STAHPPP "

then he yells at this nice girl (let's call her Cucumber) and like Cucumber never does anything bad so I felt bad for Cucumber

then the bell frickin rings already and he's just like "GET OUT OF MY ROOM. GOOD RIDDANCE. NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN."

he was heated af though

I mean. I guess our class wasn't good, but seriously the first half of the class we did nothing wrong and he just yells at us for no reason so that was rude

MadiRH was there you can ask her 😂

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