(today isn't my bday, I wrote this two days ago and never got around to publishing it)
AYEEEEEE HOES
12/17 DAS MY BDAY
1217"
yeet hoes. remember that 12/17 is my birthday mmkay.
I'm at my "birthday party" rn with la familia and it sucks
it really does, there's screaming children and I just want my cake honestly
we have a raspberry jello cake, which is vanilla cake with the liquid jello in it and the jello packet mixed with vanilla pudding
IT IS SO FREAKING GOOD, AND IT SOUNDS REALLY SWEET BUT MY WHOLE FAMILY HAS A HATRED FOR SWEET CAKE SO WE MADE THE RECIPE WITH A SMALLER PORTION OF SUGAR THAN IT ACTUALLY CALLS FOR.
literally our food is trash, my stepdad made nasty pierogies which are a disgrace to my polish family.
I'm like so multicultural 🙄
butttt the pierogies don't have enough spices and onions and the pierogie dough is so gross like yOU HAVE UPSET US
I already opened presents and I'm so happy omg
My mom got me a ton of makeup because that's my one talent that I'm good at is doing makeup on myself and other people
I wanna be a nurse in the future but like a hot ass nurse with my makeup skills
IM SO CRINGE OOPS
yeah I don't mean to brag but my favorite thing is my new Urban Decay Smoky Palette I SCREAMED WHEN I OPENED IT
my brothers got me a poop emoji pillow and a bunch of lipsticks like lmao love u
this year I didn't get them anything because I USED UP ALL MY MONEY
maybe because I for once had a gift exchange with my best friend and I got her a lot of things lmao
🖖🏼🖖🏼🖖🏼🖖🏼🖖🏼🖖🏼
yolo, ya feel??
MY GRINCH HEART WAS WARMED THIS YEAR BY MY LOVE
lmao I don't have a love bc uh reasons
BUT IT WAS WARMED BY MY SON
YES I HAVE A SON
MY KITTY KITTY BOY WHO I MISS RN
his name is oliver but I call him tyew (don't ask???? idk I give people weird names) or sometimes I'll call him Kiki cuz my friend says that and now I do too
IDK BUT I SAW MY BEST FRIEND TODAY FOR MAH BDAY AND IT WAS LIKE NOT EVEN HALF A DAY BUT WE WERE LIT AT THE CLOTHING STORE
WE RAN AROUND THE STORE TRYING ON HIGH HEELS AND PROM DRESSES LIKE PREPPY HOES
💁🏼♂️ yas girl
I love how there's a guy emoji doing that now like that's just fab
ALL I WANT FOR XMASSSS IS
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(sings to my bae)
no but really he won't ever like me it's sad
anywho I'm like the only person from my school who even uses wattpad anymore.. like emma and Kelly stopped updating their stories 😂
I guess I have a lot of time on my hands I suppose
LITERALLY I WANT MY CAKE
ew they're gonna sing to me and I'm gonna have to awkwardly sit there and watch or something like I never know what to do , like, this is awkward
alright well imma go there is a screaming child and I'm about to punch a wall 🙃
