double update yes hoes
(might be kinda gross 😂)
so these are my personal rules when I used the bathroom at school idk why I have them
- never ever let anyone see you.
legit have no clue why but I always rush to a stall really quickly I think it just feels really awkward like "oh hello fellow classmate that I pretend to be friends with, listen to my pee stream and feel uncomfortable"
- I always use the same stall.
yeees well this is usually the one that does not have a bloody pad in its vicinity
the always clean one
tbh I feel like I'm the only one that uses it but it is entertaining to read the little things people carved into the walls
- always flush the toilet with ya shoe.
uhm this one is pretty self explanatory like sorry but I don't want ur std thanks
-FIX HAIR BEFORE LEAVING
I always look like a Neanderthal
-DO NOT TALK TO ANY TEACHERS, OR ANY LIVING THINGS IN GENERAL
ye, oh hi mrs by the way I'm totally not skipping class *at all*
sometimes I will just stand in the mirror and examine my outfit
then when I see a teacher come in I like turn on the water and make it look like I'm washing my hands then end up scalding my hands off and trying to smile and look normal and asdfghjkl
I've had some awkward experiences with teachers in bathrooms
like nope
so my school bathroom has like a few walls you have to twist around to get out and you can't see who is coming in from the other side and then you run into them
one time I was leaving and I ran into a teacher like full on
and she looked really upset and she had wide eyes and just stared at me until I like ran away oml it was so awkward
