Make Me Fall.. Can You? [FIL]

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Isang boring na araw ang Miyerkules na yun, at sa sobrang umay ay hindi na ako pumasok, sa halip ay natulog nalang buong araw pagkatapos kong ibigay na rason ke Mama na walang pasok kami ngayon dahil on leave yung professor namin. Ako nga pala si Paul, isang tweenteenager, ordinary guy. Gwapo, ayon ke Mama, kaso hindi ata masyadong nahahalata ng karamihan, maybe the reason is chubby ako. Oo mataba. Mahilig magbasa, dakilang tambay sa mga Internet shops pag walang pasok at naglalaro ng online games.

Tumingin ako sa relo sa dingding, at alas nwebe y medya na pala ng gabi. Bangon, at check ng Facebook. Andaming magagandang chikas na friend ko, mostly nakikilala ko online, at karamihan sa kanila e taken na, at kung meron mang milagro na hindi, e hinding-hindi din ata magkakainteres sa isang katulad ko kahit tutukan man ng patalim sa tagiliran.

Ay nako, since birth, di pa ako nagkakasyota. Me mga pagkakataon siguro na muntikan na, na konting-konti nalang e yun na sana kaso nauuwi lang sa wala in the end. Uy, in fairness ah, kung pumayat daw ako, pwedem-pwede daw akong mag-artista, sabi nila. Pero malabo ding mangyari yun kase anghirap ialis yung tentasyon na dala ng pagkain. Aba, matalino din ata ako ah, mabait din, at may sense of humor pa. No joke. Pero di nga lang ako mayaman, baka yun nga ata ang problema. Heh.

Hindi naman sa desperadong-desperado akong magkagirlfriend pero lately hindi maalis sa isip ko kung ano nga kaya ang pakiramdam pag ang status mo ay "In a relationship".

At bigla, meron akong naisip..

Napangiti ako't napatawa ng malakas kase napakaridiculous.. Pero..

Ayun, nagtype nalang ako bigla sa blank space intended for status messages sa Facebook, at eto yun:

Hi guise! This message is intended for girls. Single girls that is.

The name of this event is Make Me Fall.. Can You?

Basically, the main reason why I came up with this event is because I've been a single guy since birth, and wondering what it feels like to be in a relationship. I mean no offense and would never have done this on purpose, or just for the fun of it. It's only for me being able to discover for myself what it feels like not to be single, and will only be up to that.

The rules are simple. You'll be my girlfriend, instantly, and our relationship will last for three months. You have to make me fall for you, and it will be up to you on how you will do it. I would have fallen once I've told you "I love you", I promise I will, then after that, you win.

The rewards for winning this event would be:

A trip for two to any domestic location in the Philippines

20,000 Pesos in cash

3,000 worth of load, be it cellphone load or gaming load, your choice

But before that, for screening purposes, you should send me a message, with not less than 100 words, as part of convincing me why should I pick you as my girlfriend for this event.

Please do take note that if you fail to make me fall, there will be consequences, which I will be mentioning in the contract that I will be making. It will be notarized, and we will both sign it to honor our agreement.

I will announce the details of the contract as soon as I can, and the deadline for the submission of entries will be on Monday, 7PM next week. My chosen girlfriend will be announced via Facebook on Wednesday next week.

If you have questions, please message me here in Facebook and I will get back into it as soon as I can.

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At ayun na, haha! Wala nang atrasan to! Ang tanong, me sasali kaya? At ano kaya ang mangyayari sa susunod?

At ang pinakaimportante, na now ko lang narealize nang mabasa ko ang tinype ko e, lechugas, san nga pala ako kukuha ng para pampremyo?!