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Annoying Butt Older Sister

Okay so me and my sister got in an argument over bobby pins.

First of all I go in her room and see about 11 bobby pins at her mirror. And then I say "Why do you have all these bobby pins?" You don't need all these bobby pins for your ratchet ass hair and when I go look for bobby pins I don't know where they are and it's because you hogging all of them. Then she goes on saying she found them all on the floor and they aren't they aren't mines.

When I use the bobby pin I usually leave them in the bathroom or living room and they could have fallen on the floor and THE BOBBY PINS AREN'T YOURS EITHER NIGGA!! I told her that and she said that this should be a lesson for me. Umm who gave you the authority to be 'teaching lessons' to me cause last time I checked no one has. While she keeps one going on with how she found a bobby pin in the middle of the floor and how she didn't steal them, I'm just like -_-, I'm here just to get a few bobby pins. I tell her that and she finally gives me some and she gives me 4. Then I say "Thank you, tryna-" but I don't get to finish before her hot stanky breath is in my face telling me she wasn't taking them.

"NIGGA LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCE, THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!!" then she goes on repeating "Then what were you going say?" Then I told her that I was saying she was tryna keep all the pins in her room. like she always finds the need to prove she's right and keeps on thinking she is almighty, like nigga...no, lower that down bout 60 notches. Then she opens her hot stanky mouth again and is like "Go! Take yourself out my room." Then she shuts the door and locks it. OOH, we got a bad ass over here.

She does this all the time and it's soo annoying. She doesn't act like an older sister she is really preppy and childish. If you accidentally leave you clothes in the bathroom she says something about it and I'm over here like SHUT YO ASS UP!!! But when she does it we don't say anything cause it's not Important.

Also this one time I couldn't find my high waisted pants, so I was like maybe Elizabeth accidentally took it so I asked her and she said no. I asked her if I can look in her draws and shes like "It's not there and you won't find it there but whatever", I look and what do I find...MY PANTS!!! I look at her and she's mute playing on her phone and my oldest sister in the room and shes like "Why is Elizabeth acting like your pants just wasn't in her draw?" 

You see Elizabeth doesn't like to accept the fact she wrong 80% of the time and when you prove it to her it shuts her up real quick. Like this one time we were watching this movie and she said it was this guy, and I said it defiantly wasn't and shes like "Yes it is, see I'll pull up a picture." I kept waiting for her to tell me who was right, but no she sat there quiet looking on her phone then I spoke up and was like "Hows it going on those pictures?" And she tells me she still trying to find it and it's been 30 min. I get out my kindle search up the pic of the guys in like 2 min and I show her and say "It's not the same guy, see, and it shouldn't take that long." She keeps on saying they look a little bit alike and I'm like hunty no, your wrong accept it, your not 2nd Jesus.

Argh, annoying and rude and crusty, dusty, musty butt sister.