This is to one of my best friends....nah, I HATE HER (jk, jk)
This thirsty nigga named Alicia (that's right i called you out AND said yo name)
She looks like that girl in the corner that's just low key plotting to kill everyone at once...yeah, that's her
Her crusty self was lurking on my book and she saw that I write about people and she's like
Alicia: "Why don't you write about me?"
Me: "Cause you don't do anything...and your boring." (Trust me It's true)
This nigga drinks a milk carton with a TWO hands. WTF!?!?!?
And she also be acting like a bug or something, like when shes done eating she rubs her fingers together and turns her head side to side like she looking for something...JUST WHY, ALICIA WHY!?!?!?Probably because she was made in a lab (that's what she told me).
She's just strange...Real strange
Like the if scale of strangness Is 1-10, 10 being really strange
This nigga is a 50
I love you :)...nah you just alright
YOU ARE READING
THAT book
HumorThis is my book. Yeah, that's right. MY BOOK!!! I rant about thing that make me MAD!!! I got stories, tips, rants. Psh... I GOT EVERYTHING!!! I write about things that make me cry, but REAL THUGS DON'T CRY!!! I got a CrAzY mind and cRaZy thoughts. P...