Your thirsty self

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This is to one of my best friends....nah, I HATE HER (jk, jk)

This thirsty nigga named Alicia (that's right i called you out AND said yo name)

She looks like that girl in the corner that's just low key plotting to kill everyone at once...yeah, that's her

Her crusty self was lurking on my book and she saw that I write about people and she's like 

Alicia: "Why don't you write about me?"

Me: "Cause you don't do anything...and your boring." (Trust me It's true)

This nigga drinks a milk carton with a TWO hands. WTF!?!?!?

And she also be acting like a bug or something, like when shes done eating she rubs her fingers together and turns her head side to side like she looking for something...JUST WHY, ALICIA WHY!?!?!?Probably because she was made in a lab (that's what she told me).

She's just strange...Real strange

Like the if scale of strangness Is 1-10, 10 being really strange

This nigga is a 50

I love you :)...nah you just alright






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