THAT book

Why did you even call???

Okay lemme tell something that just happened

Me, chillaxin in my bed watching YouTube. I start to drift off into sleep to only hear my mom yelling my name.

Mmmohmygawd, what now. I legitimately thought I was in trouble, in my mind I was like ' oh Lord what did I do? I didn't wash the dishes!!!! Oh wait it's not my turn...she's wants to slap me for fun. I know she does, please Jesus...be on my side today.'

I said yes and came downstairs a little tired since I WAS going to sleep, but NO!!!

I was preparing myself for what was to come.

My mom says "What have you been doing in your room???"

I'm just like "Reading and watching YouTube..."

Then she says "Hmm, it seems like you've been in your room ALL the time and don't come out."

I'm like "Well there's nothing to do, we don't go out or go anywhere or do anything as a family...it's every man for himself like the last piece of plantain is there and you have to go and eat it before someone comes and eats it."

My mom goes on saying I'm so funny and weird and making weird noises like "Aye ohh" and stuff.

Then I stand there like wait...you called me from my warm bed that I was about to fall asleep on to come downstairs into the cold kitchen just to ask me what I do in my room???

I looked at her and asked "Is that all?"

She says "Yeah, go." and shoos me away.

I was like " Wh-how...that was-why did you even...okay goodnight."

Like I was all comfy and tired and finna fall asleep then you yell my name like I threw away a box of fufu powder just to ask me what I was doing in my room -_- nigga why did you even call me to come in this freezer like kitchen to ask me this question!?!?

Now my tiredness is gone and its 11:42 pm AND I have church tomorrow so I can't sleep in OR go to sleep late which is EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING NOW!!!!

Uh, just FML :|