This is my book. Yeah, that's right. MY BOOK!!! I rant about thing that make me MAD!!! I got stories, tips, rants. Psh... I GOT EVERYTHING!!! I write about things that make me cry, but REAL THUGS DON'T CRY!!! I got a CrAzY mind and cRaZy thoughts.
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Nothing could prepare me for what just happened....
Someone ate my cupcake
I have been thinking about this cupcake when I was laying in bed, just thinking about the frosting, sprinkles, and soft spongy texture.
Then finally I go down stairs to eat it
You already know the system thing, there was six cupcakes, I got three and your girl over here got three
I already ate 2, so this was the last chocolate frosting one (since Elizabeth liked vanilla)
I go down stairs singing songs of glory
And I go to the table...
The cupcakes are not there
I snap my neck looking for my last cupcake
I ask my sweet mother
And she ate it.....
No she INHALED IT!!!!
Like why??? You said that the cupcakes were for me and Elizabeth and you go and change your mind and eat MINE!?!? Elizabeth being the trifling mofo she is ate all of hers when my mom came cuz Jesus must have told her Godzilla is coming to shove cupcakes down her throat and mine were the only ones left!!!! My mother didn't even think "Hmm, my sweet daughter might want this cupcake....let me leave it for her and NOT inhale it :)"
But NOOOOO
Jesus isn't on my side today
Like when my mom told me she ate I was just like:
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Then I was like :
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