These mofos

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So my cousins came to my house yesterday (Thursday) at like 10pm and I was sleeping with them on the floor cuz I luv the chiren

These niggas wake me up at 7am.

First the smallest one (Davien? Man I don't know how to spell her name) wakes up like "I want water." I was about to say drink your spit, but that's mean :)

The oldest one (Hillary) was already awoke and followed me and Davine downstairs to get her water.

(What I realized is that these kids wake up at the crack of dawn, like they be alive when it's 6am, just go to bed!!!)

So I got back upstairs and guess what?

They all awoke, Hillary, Erica, and Davien

And these mofos where like "I'm hungry."

-_- nigga I should be sleeping

The real struggle was the oldest one, she only eats certain things.

I said "What do you want for breakfast? We got pancakes and cereal, which one?"

She told me cereal, I asked cherios or corn flakes

She said corn flakes, I made her cereal

She said she didn't want it, she now wants cherios...

:)

Then she said she wanted eggs

HILLARY GET YOUR LIFE!!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?

I throw the cereal away (nigga nobody likes whole wheat grain ish, trust me NOBODY was going to eat that)

And make one egg, and two pancakes...

The food was ready and Davien tells me a wonderful thing "My stomach hurts."

:) BITCH, I SLAVED OVER THAT STOVE AND YOU GOT THE AUDACITY TO TELL ME YOUR STOMACH HURTS!?!?!? NO, YOU GONNA EAT THAT PANCAKE AND LIKE IT!!!!

Just kidding we got her medicine and I ate her pancake and that ish was goooood

This day was too CRAZY...

I don't think I could write it all






Oh well


My crusty sister...this was when it was snowing

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