THAT book

Savage Mom

My mom doe...

Words can't even describe.

I feel like it's her life long mission to disturb me when I'm in my comfy bed.

But today we actually went out today and bought some stuff, my mom thinks we don't need it but I do...I don't know about my sister doe...

We came back and after a while I was in my bed reading then she says "Aye, get up so we can pray."

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!?!?!?!

I ask her if we can just pray in my room so I don't have to get up and then she says "Heh, who are you? Come ova here so we can pray."

We pray and then while our eyes are closed and she tells what we are praying for next and she says "Ask God to forgive you for sinning and lying and buying unnecessary things that we want and don't need." (Mom's Thug Lyfe$$$)

By this time me and my sister's eyes are open and we're looking at each other like 'our mom did not just call us out'.

My mom threw shade so far only 1/12 of the world is sunny. Like she is a SAVAGE!!! Calling us out, throwing shade...

What's next, telling our secrets to people at her work???

Now we gotta watch our back, these moms ain't loyal...