THAT book

Forget teachers

I can't believe what happened at school today...

Okay, so a couple of weeks ago we had this test and I didn't study.

I was just stalling and writing little notes on my paper like "I'm fenna fail" and "Jesus take da wheel" cause usually we do that whole switch with somebody and let them check it thing.

Well THIS time she took up the test to grade it and I forgot about my little notes that I wrote on the paper.

A million years later the little phone rings in math today and my math teacher says that Mrs.R wants to see me.

I go to her musty classroom and the people in there are all calling my name and ish then Mrs.R says she wants to see me outside the classroom.

Then she says "I know the lesson 11 quiz was hard for you and you were frustrated but writing on your paper 'F this ish I'm out' is not school appropriate."

I was like whew, I thought this was about something relevant, glad it wasn't. She really thought I wrote that cuz I was frustrated...

Like no, I wrote it cuz it popped up in my head.

But I act like that good student in front of some teachers, so I was like "Oh my, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to write it, the quiz was so frustrating."

She was like "Its okay, don't do it again. Get this signed and bring it back."

Now I got the raunchy test signed by my mom cause she doesn't really care about irrelevant stuff. No way in HELL was I getting my test signed by my dad. Nope, ain't gonna hoppin.

I will get slapped into 2020, nothing is more scarier than an angry African dad...trust me.