Mom: "Heh, who took the candle over here?"
Me: "I don't know mother." *turns to Elizabeth* "Maybe Elizabeth knows."
Elizabeth: "Um...shut up."
Mom: "Queen Did you take the candle?"
Me: "No."
Elizabeth: "I did because what you were cooking smelled bad and I didn't close the door in my room."
Mom: "How did it smell?"
Elizabeth: "It smelled like-"
Me: "Dukie in a pan."
*me and Elizabeth start laughing*
Mom: "What do you mean it smelled like um...what 'dukie in a pan?' I didn't smelled anything."
Me: *still laughing* "You gone nose blind ma."
*me and Elizabeth laugh harder*
Mom: "You guys are too much."
Elizabeth: "Not me her and it didn't smell THAT bad just like-"
Me: "DEATH!"
*me and Elizabeth fall on the floor laughing*
Mom: "It was Just food, it didn't harm you."
Me: *still trying to control laughter* "It made my nostril hairs burn."
*me and Elizabeth basically die from laughing*
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