THAT book

It's not gonna change

My sisters are back from college....

YAY??? NO

Me and my sister Elizabeth were the only ones left in the house and we do this thing, we got a system

If we're buying Oreo's or something we buy two, one for me, one for her

We always had problems sharing, I'll eat everything and leave her like one 

So we had pop tarts and Oreo's, so there was two

My crusty, dusty sister hilda comes in the kitchen and starts eating rice, I was like Wait, I don't want these niggas messing up the thing me and Elizabeth got

I get Elizabeth and told her "These hoes gonna eat our stuff so like you better put yours in your lunch box or something cuz that's what imma do."

We pet our stuff in our lunch box and I put mines in a cabinet and Elizabeth puts her in the living room.

Hilda opens the pantry and was like "Oh, I thought there was poptarts..."

We were like "We ain't got no poptarts."

Hilda says "I feel like you guys are hidding it."

She starts looking around and she opens Elizabeths lunch box

This hoe was like "I knew it, I asked God were the pop tarts were and he said 'look in the lunch box'." Then she goes to freda and tells her we're hidding food and Just wanted to smack the crotchet braids outta her head like Shut. Yo. Ass. UP!!!

UUUGHHH, WHY YOU GOTTA RUIN THE SYSTEM!?!?!?

This is annoying AF

I re-hid my lunch box...they will never find it >:)

I wish a nigga would try to take my food

and elizabeth tried to ask me if i can give her one of mine since hilda ate one of hers, i was like "AAAAAHHHHH!!!! YOU FUNNY!!!!" bitch you thought