She warned you

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You see on Friday I was in the bathroom

And people were gathered around a stall because a quarter was in it (people need to stop wasting money, I coulda bought a piece of chocolate at party city or something)

I just go into that stall and this girl like "Yo, I was going to go in there."

I was like "But you're not anymore" and I close the door and start doing my business

This girl has her back leaning against the door in the stall and she starts hitting it with her back and the door starts shaking

Then this other girl says "You better stop, the doors gonna open."

Then guess what?

The door opens and this nigga almost falls on me

I was just sitting there

On the toilet

She goes out the stall laughing

And I'm just sitting there with the door open like

Then I finally close the door and start laughing too

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Then I finally close the door and start laughing too

Er'body in the bathroom be laughing

I fall off the toilet laughing

When I got I said "What happens in the girls bathroom, stays in the girls bathroom."

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