Avenger Imagines

Jail Bird Flirt - Steve Roger x Flirty!Reader

{ Seriously, it's flirty. Nothing nasty but just like damn. }

"My oh my." You purred, raising an eyebrow. "What did I do that the Captain America came to see me?" Steve sat across from you, you shuffled your hands in the handcuffs.

"Y\N L\N." He read from a folder.

"My name sounds much better when you say it." You flirted, Steve had a tint of a blush. Clearing his throat, he continued to scan over the pages.

"Is robbing your favorite activity?" Steve asked, still reading over your folder.

'If I steal your heart would that answer your question?" You leaned forward.

"You've gone to jail then escaped more times than I could count." He muttered under his breath, thanks to your excellent hearing, you replied.

"Then you could count pretty high, I've always had a thing for smart people." Steve's eyes widen. Putting down the folder, he pulled out two pictures of some golden item.

"Loki's scepter." He explained. "It's been missing for a day and I've got intel that you been planning to grab it." You frowned.

"As much as I'll love to get my paws on that, I don't have it." You shook your head.

"Why should I believe you?" Steve questioned.

"Because, my sweet star spangled man, I've been in England until I was rudely interrupted by one of your teammates." You leaned back in the chair.

"Doing what?"

"Stealing the Queen's crown." You smiled. "I've always like shiny things and that crown just tickled my fancy."

"Well, Y\N, if you don't have it." He folded his arms. "Who does?" You laughed.

"Isn't that your job, Cap?" You sasses.

"You are on top of the whole thievery business, and basically know everyone in that business." He closed the folder and you grinned.

"Have you been watching me? Hot and attentive? Haven't the Gods been good to me this year." Steve's ears were burning. "Anyways, sure I've heard of a few people attempting to steal it."

"What's stopping them?" He joked, you put your hands on your lap.

"You, and maybe that one guy that goes Hulk." You started to mess with the cuffs. "But you're just big cutie, so I guess it's really just the Hulk." Steve frowned but his face was slowly turning pink.

"Y\N, seriously." He pointed at the specter's picture. "This is empty with no power source, who would still want it?" You shuffled uncomfortably in your seat.

"Who every did it is going to pay." You frowned. "I like shiny things and it's shiny. Nobody takes what's mine." You finally broke the cuff and dropped it on the table. Steve stood up immediately, having your two wrist behind your back in an instant.

"You're not going anywhere." He huffed.

"Sheesh, Steve. I thought you were better than this." You head butted him. "At least take me to dinner first." Just as Steve shook off the pain and three SHIELD people came through the door, you shrugged.

"Y\N..." He warned.

"Like you said, I know everyone in the business." Just as you spoke, a red gap opened on the wall. "But since I'm a good person, I'll help you with the whole scepter thing. I only expect a date when I get back, I think you might have me wrapped around your finger, Captain." And just like that, you disappeared into the mysterious red hole.

"One, two. One, two. Testing, testing, I think good old Steve has a girlfriend. I repeat the Captain America has a girlfriend." Tony could be heard all over the tower.

Steve exhaled heavily.

// Two days later //

"Honey, I'm home!" You sung, appearing through the same red hole in front of Steve in the kitchen. Startled, he swung around in surprise and near dropped the gallon of milk.

"Y\N?" He asked, you sat on top the countertop. "What are you doing here?"

"I told you I was going to help you, didn't I?"

"Sure, but I -"

"You didn't believe me, blah, blah, blah." You straighten out your shirt. "Well I've got them."

"Where are they?" Steve asked, you sighed.

"And here I thought I'll get my date." You tsk'ed before letting a loud whistle. A man and girl fell through the opened red hole, tied up with the scepter.

"Traitor." The man hissed, you sighed. "I'll tell them all of this."

"I double dog dare you too." You hadn't even looked into their direction. "Because if you escape from here, I'll find you and I'll make sure you won't have a tongue to speak with." Looking at Steve, you shrugged.

"I'm shocked, you actually did something good." He said, clearly surprised.

"I told you, I don't like when people take what's mine." The girl rolled her eyes.

"But you didn't even have it." She sighed.

"Ah, but I called dibs. Just cause you're the one of the most wanted people doesn't mean you can't respect the order we have." You explained, Steve finally put the milk on the counter.

"Dibs?" He asked, you nodded.

"Exactly, for example," You walked in front of him. "I called dibs on you and if any, any girl tries to take you, I'll make her regret it." You grinned wildly, Steve shook his head.

"You are something else, Y\N. Making good choices, what's next? Becoming a hero?"

"I don't know, Captain, you got me thinking about it." Leaning in, you kissed his cheek before jumping into the red hole, that disappeared after you.

"Steve?" Clint yawned, noticing the two criminals. "She came?" He said surprised.

"Yeah, she did." Steve couldn't help but grin a bit. "I should take them to were they belong." Steve picked them up and begun his walk, Clint rose an eyebrow.

On Steve's back was a paper that read 'Mine, don't touch. ~ Y\N'.

"It's too early for this shit." Clint sighed, returning to his room.