Avenger Imagines

Pickup lines - Clint Barton x Reader

Barely stuttered out a joke of a romantic stuck to my tounge.

Clint Barton was smooth like butter, he could use pickup lines and get girls swooned over him in a matter of one sentence. Even Natasha admit it, saying that when they first met he had tried.

She broke his nose.

But he was smooth nonetheless.

So when you arrived for the first time, he planned to woo you too. It wasn't a bad idea, you looked like the sweetest person but your mother always claimed you had mischievous eyes.

"Woah, did you fall from heaven?" A voice said, you grinned.

"No, but I fucked up my knee really badly crawling up from hell." You turned to see Clint Barton with a smirk.

"Where have you been all my life?" He asked, you threw back your hair.

"Hiding from you, guess I'll have to get a new job."

Clint smiled, you assumed it meant challenge accepted.

"How do you spell your name? I think I know what I want from Santa this year."

"Sorry, I don't date men who still believe in Santa." You turned around and marched off.

He found you again during lunch.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" Clint sat down next to you, you had been finishing up your apple.

"As you walk by, continue onto the next table please." You stood up and walked over to the trash to throw away the core of the apple. Clint stood up in a frenzy as he realized you weren't returning.

"Hey! You forgot something!" Clint said, you checked your pockets.

"What did I leave behind?"

"Me!" He smiled.

"Aw, sorry, I forgot to throw you in the trash." With that you walked out of the room.

Then he caught you as you were leaving. Walking you to your car, he kept trying.

"I hope there's a firemen around, cause you're smoking." Clint gave you a cheeky smile, you unlocked your car.

"Me too, so he could give you some water for that thirst you have." Then with a wink, you hopped into your car and drove off.

You were so sure you had dimmed Clint's hope, but when you walked into SHIELD the next morning he was right by your side.

"If beauty was time, you'll be an eternity." Clint gave you a morning wave.

You scoffed. "Just what I need, an eternity away from you." You both departed ways.

You had mission with Clint, so the pickup lines were endless again.

"Do you have any raisins?" You shook his head at his odd request. "Oh, then maybe a date?" You started to check your pockets.

"Now that you mention it, I think I have some raisins..."

After the mission report, Your team quietly shuffled through the forest. Splitting up, Clint tagged along with you.

"Are your pants from outer space or is your butt outta this world?" Clint asked, you had to contain yourself from bursting into laughter.

"No, I'm must be wearing my softball pants cause my ass is outta your league." You sassed back, Clint shook his head.

After quietly shuffling around, you felt Clint get extremely close.

"If you were a booger I'll pick you first." You put a had over your mouth, your eyes watering with laughter. Clint had the same expression, and lost it when he saw yours.

Gun shot fires.

"Aw shit come on, Clint!" You said between chuckles, starting to take down people.

"I'll be back but before I go, If you were a chicken, you'll be impeccable." With that he left you crying in laughter.

After the mission, you were tired and were surprised not to see Clint bugging you. Before you could get off the jet, you saw two people helping Clint to the doctors.

"Clint?" You shouted, but found that he was already in a room, sighing you started your walk to the waiting chairs. A few minutes later, Clint limped out, surprised to see you sitting there.

"Clint..." You stood up and walked towards him.

"I must of been on extra good behavior to be blessed by you." Clint flirted, you whacked him upside the head.

"You dip shit! You could of been hurt!" Clint covered his face with his arms.

"I could of been but wasn't."

"Seriously."

"I am being serious. Just as serious as your beauty." You punched his shoulder, causing him to shout.

"Lay off the jokes, Clint, you stupid ass." You ran a hand down your face. "Why do you keep flirting? And flirting on a mission?" Clint sheepishly scratched his head.

"Whatever it takes to get you to go out with me at least once." You sighed.

"You... Nearly died... Cause of one date?" You pushed Clint down and put a foot on his chest. "I swear, do something like that and I won't go on a second date with you."

"I least I got my date."

"Don't make me have to put you back in that room, Clint."

"Sorry."