Crazy - Avengers x Insane!Reader

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{ Super duper short }


You weren't always crazy, no, in fact you were quite normal at one point.

Now that you think about it...

No, that's a lie, you were always insane.

Genetics, man.

"C'mon!" You smiled, Clint shook his head.

"I like my life, thanks." He declined joining you to jump off the plane and hundreds of feet below. With no parachute or protection of any kind.

"Whatever, see ya later." You saluted before jumping off, screaming something along the lines of whee. Natasha, Bruce and Clint looked over from where you jumped.

"How is she not dead?" Bruce asked, Natasha shrugged.

"She said from her dad was someone called... Deadpool... Or something like that." Natasha replied, before turning on her comm.

"How does that answer the question?" Clint asked confused.

"Y/N?" Natasha asked.

"Hello!" You laughed over the sounds of agonizing screams and gunshots. "What's the plan?"

"Well, we were going to do a sneak attack but you kinda made yourself visible." Steve sighed.

"I knocked on the door." You argued.

"On the door of death." Clint muttered.

"Not my fault they don't like meeting new people."

"Anyways..." Tony said.

"Tony and Clint take care from above, Natasha meet me down here and Bruce stay safe." Steve ordered. Running next to Steve, you shot down anyone who wasn't on your team.

"What do I do, Cap?" You asked teasingly.

"Take down everyone who gets in our way." He smiled, you jumped over a fallen branch and kick some guy down.

"I love it when you talk murder to me." You laughed manically, pulling out two guns and shooting down someone who was about to attack Clint.

"I know you do." He replied before sending the shield into five people.

You were still alive somehow, also getting food before taking care of your broken arm.

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