"Ethan! Hey buddy, listen, you're getting a new roommate." Dylan said after jogging up towards me. "How randomly blunt of you to say. Who is she?" "She?" "Dylan, you've never assigned me a roommate who was a guy. Not after Tracy. who, is SHE?" "A new girl. Name's Jade. I saw a picture of her yesterday, she is hot!" "Girls are far more than a lovely appearance. I hope she's smart." I nodded, printing out the correct files for the principal. "She doesn't need to be Ethan! You are by far the smoothest gentleman I have ever seen. Do you realize how many things you can slip by chicks?"he chuckled. "You're a monster dude. You know that?" "I was born this way." "I noticed. Let me have a look see." He gave me the file with her information, but all it took was one look at the first page. "She's an angel..."I mumbled. "Told ya." "Why, she is just gorgeous." I mumbled. "Yep, and YOU get to have sex with 'er. You're welcome." he smirked proudly. Still mesmerized by her beauty and personality, I slammed the file closed and shoved it back into his chest. "Oh I'll do more than that." I smiled, straightening the papers and walking into the principals office. "Ethan! There you are. I presume these are the files I asked for?" "Yes Mr. Smiles." "Thank you very much. I have no more work for you today, and I'm five dollars short. Would you like me to just pay you extra tomorrow or...?" "No no, I think I'll be okay. I'll see you tomorrow." I smiled politely and gave him a small wave, exiting the room and heading to my dorm."Sexy college chick, 3:00." Dylan passed by and whispered. I smirked at her as she was looking down at a paper. Walking into my room I sat on the desk and took out my phone, waiting for her to walk in cluelessly. She smiled at her success at walking into the right room on the first try and sighed."Ahh, first day in college. This'll be interesting." she chuckled, dropping her bags on the floor."I'm gonna disappoint my parents and earn a degree I'll never even use! Woo!!" she cheered and giggled. "Ohh so they give out the reality checks BEFORE you go to class. Interesting." I smiled at her. She turned and eyed me up and down, a smirk tugging on her lips. "And what exactly are you thinking love?" I said, mirroring her expression. "Dirty things...but I can't say them unless I know your name." she said seductively. "And why is that?" "Because saying "I want you so bad "insert name here" isn't very sexy. In fact it's quite weird." she chuckled. "Hm, extremely. It's Ethan if you truly must know. We're going to be roommates these next few years." I nodded, getting off of the desk and walking over to her, towering at least 5 full inches over her. I took her three bags and set them on the large king sized bed, starting to unload them. "Huh," she mumbled, taken aback by the gesture but smiled, "Jade, that's my name. Nice to meet you." "Oh the pleasure's all mine lovely. Just how many bags do you own?" I chuckled, unzipping the two biggest ones. "I have a lot of stuff!" she blushed defensively. "Yes, I see that darling. Are you gonna help me or do I have to do this by myself?" Dropping her purse she walked over and we both started to pull out the clothes. "I hope your ready for what the university has to offer you, angel." "Are you gonna hit on me like that the whole time?" "I know you'll enjoy it. So yes." I smiled. She shook her head with a scoff and folded the shirts, putting them in the dresser that was next to the closet. After putting away all of her things she absentmindedly took out her phone and started texting while I stared at her. She was beautiful. "Well?" She looked up and furrowed her thin eyebrows. "Are you waiting for something?" "Just waiting for you to go into your life story. I've had five roommates in the last 2 years. All of them had a sob story, but you haven't told me yours and its been at least 45 minutes. Don't keep me waiting now princess." She chuckled and I picked her up, sitting her down on the desk while I sat on the bed. She was surprisingly lightweight, and she fixed her hair, pretending that she wasn't surprised that I picked her up. "Okay fine. I guess Mr. Sweetalker deserves some credit. Let's see, oh wherever do I start? My full name is Jamerson Coffin Thompson, but if you ever call me that I will bury your head in a bucket of knives. I was born in Tokyo, Japan 18 and a half wonderful years ago. I'm half white and half Japanese. I was abandoned by my real parents in Sydney, Australia, and my adoptive father is Anthony from Smosh. I have a YouTube channel with 11 million subs. My birthday is June 4th, I'm here studying communications and journalism. My favorite movie is Back To the Future, the first one of course. My favorite color is red, and I'm most definitely NOT a virgin." "Aw, I can't have my princess be a whore?" I joked. "Oops?" she giggled, "Your turn." "Okay. I've been here two years already. I'm studying to be a doctor. And why? Well, it'll just kill me if I don't find out how someone a perfect as you walks this Earth." I said and her face immediately turned bright red, she looked down and embarrassment but signaled for me to keep going. "Especially since there are so many arses here. However did you slip by? But nonetheless. Let's see. I'm 20 years old, born in Cambridge, England. Besides being a doctor, I might wanna be a lawyer or scientist. Law is what I'm minoring in. Anything else... my birthday is February 20th. Might wanna remember that when we start dating. My parents are dead, I lived with my grandparents. My favorite movie is Terminator, my favorite color is white, and I may or may not be a virgin." "May or may not?" she smirked. "Why you'll just have to find out now won't you angel?" And with that I left her speechless, kissing her firmly on the cheek before leaving to go find the dean.
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Prestigious Ways Too: College Years
Teen Fiction"Welcome to your first day in college, freshman. My name is Dylan Cooper, but you can just call me Dylan. I don't like last names. I hope all of you have a wonderful time here you've gotten this far, don't f**k up now!"