things

THE HOLY BANGTAN CHURCH

So Emily and I got into a majorly deep discussion and I thought y'all should get a glimpse of what me and my idiot friends do in our spare time.

Penguin Thing (Emily): So, I said fudge nugget when I spilt some water and then my dad started talking to himself about it. Then my dad did something and said "Oh fudge nuggets. I almost died."

Le Me: Your dad is great 😂

Penguin Thing: :D

Le Me: *being random as usual* ... I just realized that 3/4 of 5SOS are still older than Jungkookie.

HAHAH SO I DO STAND A CHANCE

Le Me: HOL' UP WHENS LUCASESESES BIRTHDAY

Penguin Thing: July 16

Le Me: *being philosophical as shiz* and he's 19 currently, correct?

Penguin Thing: Yes

Le Me: Bro he's like a year older than my Golden Maknae baby.

OMO J HUST (pardon, autocorrects a bitch) REMEMBERED JUNGKOOK'S EIGHTEEN.

Curse the Korean aging system. It's confusing.

Le Me: Wow Emma wow. *I just

Penguin Thing: All the boys are older than him :(

Le Me: HAHA YEHET

*cries* BUT JIMIN'S OLDER THAN ALL OF THEM. SAME GOES FOR TAE AND JIN AND YOONGI AND OH MY GOD IT HURTS.

Penguin Thing: D:

Le Me: *prays to J-Pope for like the fifteenth time today* (Bangtan's my religion anyway so) please let Mr. Hemmo happen. P to the L to the E to the A to the S to the E let Mr. Hemmo, I Love FRIDGING LUKE HEMMINGS ACTUALLY BE REAL AND BECOME A THING. IN THE NAME OF NAMJOON, JUNGKOOK, AND THE PINK PRINCESS, TAEMEN.

I AM A PRODIGY. THAT WAS SOME HIGH CLASS HUMOR RIGHT THERE.

Penguin Thing: I'M BORED

Le Me: SO AM I. I JUST RECITED AN ENTIRE CHURCH PREACHING USING HEAVY BANGTAN INFLUENCE AND MAKING WAY TOO MANY REFERENCES.

I'm updating "Things" and putting this conversation in it because I feel like it's a helpful addition to the Wattpad community and its a useful asset to the worlds well being.

Penguin Thing: :P

Le Me: I just read a Shrek X Donald Trump fanfiction and I'm not even ashamed.

Voted on every chapter too. #NoRegrets

Shut up Emma you're so stupid