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uGH ;-;

AIGHT HOES. LISTEN UP. THE WORLD WAS BLESSED WITH A CERTAIN SQUISHY BABY PANDA KNOWN AS NONE OTHER THAN HUANG ZITAO TWENTY THREE YEARS AGO TODAY.

AND I'M HERE TO TELL YA HOW MUCH OF A GIFT THIS GUCCI KUNG FU PANDA IS.

I don't know how to express my potatoes right now ;-;

AND IN CASE YOU WERE ALL OBLIVIOUS TO HIS BRILLIANCE, I, HIS WIFE, SHALL EXPLAIN HIS PERFECTION IN FULL.

He's a precious little squishy sweetheart who works his ass off, and despite only being a fan for six months or so, I'm amazed and incredibly proud of how far he's come :') he's growing uP FUCK IT STOP GROWING I'MA CALL LUHAN THE FAIRY WITH NO LAST NAME TO COME SPRINKLE PIXIE DUST ON YOUR ASS OH M- Anyways. He's weird, hilarious, and honestly just plain stupid half the time but that's why I love him.

Like literally I could listen to his stupid catchphrases all day and never get tired of them.

Happy birthday, my scaredy cat <3

I LOVE YOU YOU HOE.