We're Not Friends, Emily Hope.

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Emily tagged me (that butt) and so screw it let's do this.

1) Who'll win? Batman or Superman?
Emily why are you even asking me this. Batman, because it's easier to develop a plot line. Like I literally feel like his success is crucial to the film. What are these vocabulariez.

2) What's your favorite song?
Emily you unoriginal turd.

I'm currently obsessed with Where Do Broken Hearts Go and Chained Up so you know.

3) How do you find the volume of a sphere?

V = 4/3(3.14)r^3

See. I paid attention in math. Unlike you. (Don't mind the weird format, I couldn't find a pi button 😂)

4) What is the best dessert ever?

4) What is the best dessert ever?

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Come on Emily get it together.

Well, Jongin's the best eye candy around. (Istg he's dessert for they eyes)

Actually, I'm legitimately in love with Ben and Jerrys. Moving on.

5) Should I try posting covers?
Yeah sure. I mean, how else are we supposed to figure out who our lead singer is? (It's me guys.) (no it's not.) (you don't know that.) (shut up.)

6) Hybrid oneshots. Yay or nay?
I'm gonna be completely honest here,

I have no idea what hybrid oneshots are.

7) What's your top ten favorite ships?
I swear, it's like you keep doing this to get me to admit I ship Lemi. I WILL DENY IT TIL I DIE.

1) KAISOO OH MY LORD KAISOO
2) Baekyeol. Fight me. (BAEKYEOL BEFORE BAEKYEON EVEN THOUGH BAEKYEON'S DEAD AS A DOORNAIL)
3) Yoonmin :3
4) NAMJIN (CAN I GET A HELL YEAH? I don't know, can you? May I get a hell yeah? Why didn't you get a hell yeah between classes? I didn't need a hell yeah between classes.)
5) Birdflash.
6) Jarco
7) Ereri
8) REIGISA LIEK YUS
9) JEONGCHEOL Y'ALL CAN FITE ME
10) *sighs* Lemi.
Honorable Mentions~
• Larry
• Verkwan (*cries a river*)
• MUKE (*cries in every language* *including Australian*)
• Markson oh my god
• VKook (or TaeKook whatever you wanna call it)
• Amber and literally every male in the K-Pop world. Like she could marry my ultimate bias and I wouldn't even care.

8) Do you actually like being tagged or naw?

I do. It makes me feel somewhat cool. You friggin tell anyone that I'll kill you.

9) What do you think of my title?
It's hawt. (I don't know jeez 😂)

10) DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
YES I LIKE WAFFLES.

11) Do I really need to come up with 13 questions?
If you don't, I won't. So please don't come up with thirteen because I'm too lazy and ain't nobody got time fo dat.

12) What should I put in my fantasy picture thingy for art class?

A FUGGIN UNICORN BRO

13) Whats a good name for a lead character?

Look at you, getting all creative. (Don't name your character that)

But I actually like the name India. Don't judge me.

Ew I gotta come up with questions.

1) WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MEME? (Bitch I'm creative. Also, if your favorite meme isn't dank enough I'll smack a bitch.

Extra brownie points for Trump memes.)
2) If you could spend one day with one person, who would it be?
3) sleeping or fangirling? (I think we all know the answer but whatever)
4) Would you sell your soul to Satan meet your bias? (Get all Black Butler with it noice) (also if you're like me and bias Kyungsoo you don't have to sell your soul because you already met him high five you Satan stans this shit comes in handy) (what am I saying)
5) If you could only go to one concert in your lifetime, what would it be?
6) Sweet or Salty? (Emily or Maria 😂)
7) Eggs, bacon (BAEKHYUN WOOO), grits, (finish the sentence and if you don't do it right I'm breaking up with you unless you're Anna or Amina in which I can't because reasons)
8) Trump or Clinton? (For all you Trumpsters out there who appreciate him solely for the memes now's your chance)
9) Wattpad or Twitter?
10) YouTube or Wattpad?
11) Would you rather be broke or have no Wifi? (NO MONEY MEANS NO POINTLESS MERCH BUT NO WIFI MEANS NO KPOP AW SHIT WHATCHA GONNA DO SUCKAS)
12) what's more satisfying: peeling dried glue off your hands or waking up in the morning and thinking you have to get up but you've got like four hours left.
13) Orange or blue?

What are these questions. (Honorary question, if you can answer this you're my best friend and Emily if you answer this you get a promotion) (HAHA RIP @ US)

If you can answer this, which you can't. But you don't even have to answer this right.

K I gotta tag people now suckas.

_ARMY_FOR_LIFE_

CC_is_a_penguin

kyungsoothegreat (revenge is a nice feeling)

K whatever. The end.

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