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Once Upon a Time an ass waffle got tagged by a trolly little shit.

fucKING AMINA TAGGED ME AGAIN SO HERE WE FUCKING GO ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE FUCKING SHIP SOARING THROUGH THE FUCKING SKY, LITTLE FUCKSTEINS. (I'm kidding I love you but I wasn't kidding about the fucksteins. Those fuckers'll turn you into a pancake and summon Satan and his sausagey counterpart Sausagesan. Sausages. Woo.)

• Rules •

1) it is necessary to post all rules (wtf is this Shakespearean format, 'ye shall post all rules and regulations or ye shall get fucked')

2) you gotta say 13 fuggin things about yourself (even if you ain't interesting. much like myself.)

3) thou shalt not refuse (bitch i hope the fuck you do, you be a damn son of a bitch i tell you dat)

4) you gotta do this shit in a week or the tagger gone whoop your ass

5) posts can be made in any chapter of any story, just not the comments (yeah you lazy turds, no postin in the comments. y'all gotta put in them efforts.)

6) you gotta tag fifteen other (unfortunate) hoes (even if you don't have friends. just tag someone twice {HAH. TWICE.} i guess)

7) your title gotta be original, dawg.

|| aight hoes. let's get this (freak) show on the road ||

1) i like hoodies way too much for my own good. don't judge me, sweaterpaws make my emo self happy.

2) hate, ooh aah, roll deep, adore u and overdose are literally the only songs that matter to me at the moment. (no i am not sorry)

3) i have a really lazy cat (he's probably lazy because he hangs around me all the time but whatever idgaf), a demonic sister who brings up my k-pop obsession every single day just to give me crap about it, a dad who's convinced Exo actually consists of two girls and ten guys, and a mom who actually listens to my rants about haters (mostly my dad) but still tells me i'm too tall to date a Korean because they're all short. like 'mom pls Mingyu's 6'1'

4) i'm a dancer, and i absolutely adore it even though i suck at it.

5) i'm an 02' liner, and i was born on June 10th. (Much like Jun. Yus.)

6) my favorite color is blue. yes i'm lame, no i don't care.

7) i'm an otaku. shit. my friend got me into attack on titan and i fell hopelessly in love. then i found free (which i totally watch for the swimming what not the abs no never) and it goes on from there.

8) Sohyun and Tzuyu are my female UB's, Baekhyun and Jaebum are my male UB's. Not sorry. (Yes I have more than one ultimate bias who doesn't)

9) i'm a michigander, and it's currently snowing. in the middle of april. wtf weather system, not cool.

10) i've always had a strong appreciation for writing, acting and music. the arts are a category i could study forever. as a dancer and a writer, the arts have introduced me to so many amazing things and i've always loved it.

11) my favorite subject is history. no joke.

12) i'm a huge fan of stage presence, and i feel as if that's why i love k-pop so much. American music is so bland and generic, and Korean music has substance. most of the time.

13) i'm a third year clarinet player, and i'm somehow in marching band and honors English freshman year. How did that happen? I have no idea.

K.

kyungsoothegreat  (whoops)

Guys I don't have enough friends for this 😂

Anonymous6669 (sorry child)

@The_Awkward-Penguin

Whatever. If you feel like doing it do it or I'll beat you up with a spoon.