Ten Days of Kristmas (I'm Hilarious) Days 3 and 4 (Because I Suck at Life)

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Day 3 - CHANYEOL, KYUNGSOO AND SEUNGKWAN CAN ALL GO DIE IN A CORNER BECAUSE THEY KEEP MURDERING MY BIAS LIST AS WELL AS MY HEART AND MY SOUL AND MY EXISTENCE AND MY LIFE AND MY EVERYTHING.

Actually, they should probably refrain from dying in a corner because if Seungkwan was dead Seventeen would only have 12 members and then they'd have to come up with another really lame excuse for their band name and if Chanyeol and Kyungsoo were dead, let's face it. Exo would be screwed and Bacon and Jongout would be forever alone.

Just kidding they could marry me. Problem solved.

Plus. 7 members. I can't like another 7 member group. I don't know why, I just can't. Oops.

Day 4 - What the heavenly fudge does that mean?

Die, I guess.

Although it depends on what I'm riding ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

jisoos krist getcho minDS OUT THE GUTTER.

CAMARO OR MERCEDES?2??

So I very recently figured out what the term ride or die meant.

Probably Tae.

Or Hoesuck.

Or Chanyeol.

I like happy viruses. Problem? Exactly.

Sayonara suckers.

Guys I have a catch phrase. Yeet.

*waits for the Exo stans to correct the error in judgement*

YEHETYEHETYEHETYEEHET

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