The Marching Band Chronicles

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- Emalee had some kickass twirling solo thing and I was all like "woah dude" and then I was all like "shit" because I kind of ran into my unattainable senior kind of crush????

- my legs almost gave out on me

- we had to run two fucking times today kill it with fire thanks bye

- so we're just kinda out doing visual on the field and like twenty something football players just show up and start running laps and I'm thinking "oh they're probably only running like one or two"

they ran five motherfucking laps and 95% of them didn't even break a sweat

the high school track is pretty goddamn big too

meanwhile I ran one lap and I almost died

wow I'm so good at running guys

- I almost died of a panic attack because I thought today was September 1st and I was just thinking "wtf my child was born today I'm a terrible person" but it was August 31st and I was all like "lol just kidding"

- shin splints

- I FINALLY GOT KT TAPE BLESS

- I'm gonna have really weird tan lines lol

- I keep missing mY FUCKING DOT BYE

- my crush actually looked at me today </3

- speaking of crushes, I was also kind of tempted to legit pet his hair because it's so fluffy 0-o

- Maggie and I were being kinda gay and my senpai was judging us

- someone was all like "I ship it" (Probably Nick tbh) and I was all like "boi if you don't shit your motherfuckin mouth I'mma cut yo ass"

- Nick and I being absolute idiots any time we stand next to each other

- we're efficient okay

- Caitlin proceeding to yell at us for standing next to each other

- India talking about Caitlin's lack of buttsex from the boyfriend she doesn't have

- me practically keeling over from laughing so hard when we were trying to actually run drill (gdi India)

- India's spicy meme page


THIS IS ACTUAL GOLD WHY HAVE I NOT PUBLISHED THIS BEFORE


ALSO HAPPY THROWBACK TUESDAY MB STARTS IN A MONTH AND A HALF IM TRYNA HYPE MYSELF UP BUT I HONESTLY JUST WANT TO DIE 

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