This just in, let's bring you some news that's now breaking
Police have confirmed that a major man hunt and nationwide search has now begun
It would appear that loves most serial offender has gone on the run
Here's a description for you.
The man is said to be around twenty-two, short in height and a slim build
Piercing brown eyes with looks to kill
His hair is the same colour, short and extremely dark
The public are warned to be vigilant
Females in particular, he is extraordinarily dangerous and may well be armed
With a poison arrow to aim directly at your heart
Under no circumstances should anybody approach him
Whoever you are
We can now hear from our senior correspondent who is able to bring us more
He's sent in this report
He is a man who for all the wrong reasons has become known to many
His name? Joel Mayberry
Famous for breaking hearts
And tearing perfect relationships apart
He has amassed a litany of mistakes and leaves a trail of unthinkable pain
And devastation in his wake
Mr. Mayberry has been convicted of such callous crimes before of course
And despite doing the time
It would seem that he hasn't endeavoured to learn his lessons
And remains a thorn in many innocent ladies' sides
This previous misdemeanour happened in 2007, December
It was just before Christmas
Many of you may well remember
When everyone thought that he had found his lifelong sweetheart
And they were destined to be together
Until his poisonous and painful words changed their destiny forever
In the years that followed, he put her through hell
As she remained firmly fixed under his spell
Until recently
When she broke free
And now she's as happy as can be
He was brought to justice for this and he did plead guilty
The same outcome when he is caught this time
Is looking like a distinct possibility
His latest victim is said to be a 21 year-old woman living in the same area
She told reporters:
"I'm in tears constantly
I can't believe his wicked level of deceit
He's broken me"
Mayberry has been dubbed among other things
A devil, a monster, a liar, a cheat and an animal
His actions are undoubtedly sinful
So these words are perhaps rather apt
In the description of loves most wanted criminal
